Great, but if you're going 'arriba', choose wisely - unlike me

It took me long enough, but I finally made it to the infamous HK. It was a Sunday evening, and I had just done some shopping at the nearby outlet mall and figured why the hell not. I found free street parking about a 15 minute walk from the border. After quickly passing through Mexican immigration, I grabbed a fake taxi on the other side for the quick $10 ride to the club (if you go to the real taxis a little further down, it should cost about $5.)

Stepping into the club was initially overwhelming... tons of girls, waiters, and customers everywhere. A mesero took me to a table nearby and quickly brought me a drink and a girl. She was as pretty as any dancer I'd ever seen in a strip club in the states, and I knew then that it was going to be a fun night.

My Spanish is decent, so I was able to understand that she was a recent college grad and had just moved to TJ from elsewhere in Mexico. We had a nice chat, but I was so distracted by the constant parade of hot women that I had trouble focusing. We finished our drinks and I turned down an offer to go upstairs to the hotel ("arriba") in favor of a lap around the club.