Reviews by DollarRalph

Without a doubt, this is the best of the DC clubs; Archibald's is probably a distant 2nd. DC laws are weird, full nudity but no contact. Camelot’s outside was updated a couple of years...

Not your typical SC. Pretty run down place, chairs are worn out, uncomfortable, etc. I heard the whole strip mall will be knocked down next year -- if that's the case it won't pay...

Stopped in a few weeks ago for my 3rd visit here. I haven't been able to make up my mind about this place. While the other visits were so-so, this was disappointing, even annoying. I...

I hadn't been to a WVA club in a few years but was up in the area for a few days, saw this place's TUSCL reviews and gave it a shot. I arrived about...

I came back after about a month. Last visit was on a Tuesday and I remember be surprised at the quality of the dancers. This time, it was a bit more mixed. Two attractive...

First visit in a month or two and I was stunned at how quiet it was at lunch time on a Friday (today.) Seemed to be only 4 dancers on the shift although a...

My 2nd visit here. Last time was 8-9 months ago, I didn't feal any urgency to rush back. 2nd visit wasn't much different than the first. Downstairs bar was open this time, last time it...

Very unusual (maybe quirky is the right word) club. I've been to many SCs in a number of states but I don't remember one quite like this. Location is near the Squirrels baseball stadium...

This is based on several visits. This has become a good SC. Strange location, but nice well lit parking lot. Club is newly renovated and it looks great, pretty upscale. Beautiful dancers, some friendly....

This is based on 2 Friday afternoon visits -- last week and yesterday. Very different experiences. Last week, I arrived about 6:20pm (Friday happy hour is 4-7) and the place was pretty dead. There was...

IMHO, by far the best of the DC clubs; only Archibald’s is even close. But as so many have pointed out, DC laws make DC clubs very tame, Camelot included. Camelot’s outside was updated...

I read the other TUSCL reviews of this place and figured I'd see what this was like. Visited about 7pm on a Thursday evening. I had tried to visit last night but they door...

My first visit to FN. I've visited other Baltimore area clubs for years but always use TUSCL to decide which are worth trying. Until recently, FN never sounded like it was worth a visit....

Probably the best club in Northern VA, but you can do better in DC (Camelot) and Maryland (many Baltimore clubs). Still if the you want a place to stop and have a beer and...