Comments by Pussylicker2 (page 11)

So... you're saying if the club decides you're too drunk to drive, they won't give you your keys? Thanks for the explanation. But why is it that only strip clubs offering extras have this requirement? There are many restaurants in the Detroit area that have bottle service, but only strip clubs that offer extras require patrons to surrender their keys.

You should have tried food!

Maybe she knows something.

I like dancers who suck dick at the table or bar. Especially one who goes down the bar sucking one guy after another. Then over to my table.

I wonder how strip clubs in restricted areas do when they're 45 minutes away from strip clubs in an untrstricted area. I'll bet Jon Taffer knows. We'll find out.

Lol, I have nothing against valet parking per se, it's their parking lot. What I object to is requiring you to surrender your keys if you park yourself on the street and walk in, or have a friend drop you off. Subi is in Southgate. Any idea what the private dance options will be?

This bar is in the city of Detroit, so I assume that means no extras.

Socretes nailed it! That's why I'm happy to be called names. When I asked what legitimate reason does a strip club have to require you to surrender your car keys if you're not parked on their lot, I was called "retarded, broke-ass riff raff", which tells me the poster doesn't know any legitimate reason. It says "I can't win or even score points in an argument or discussion with you, so lets have apissing contest".

That's a good place to meet a sugar baby. But you have to talk to them.

If you don't see any dancers you like you can get a free pass to Bogarts. You can go to Bogarts, walk back to the kitchen window and read the menu, check out all the dancers on stage and hanging out at the bar. You can leave and it hasn't cost you a nickel. I think veterans might get in bogies and Henry's free, not sure.

They're all good clubs, ogd, lusty, cw, gspot, lucky (but lucky is out of the way).

What could happen... (1) Dancer claims you did 7 songs, you did 3 and paid her, she says you owe her $140. She says she's going to sue you in small claims court. And does, it's easy. They do it for customers who live 3 states away. (2) Club sends you mail saying "How was your visit June 5 at 8 pm"? (3) Police investigating a crime get court order to see who visited the club. (4) Police get court order (or the club cooperates to save their own ass), you get a ticket for frequenting a brothel/trap house. (5) Dancer agrees to full service, as soon as you put it in she says it hurts and you pull out. She wants full payment, says she'll claim rape if you don't pay. What kind of "trouble" can a customer cause? The club has bouncers and guns. Are the clubs that scan licenses all extras clubs? Extras clubs are quasi-legal, they may be licensed, but not as a brothel, which they are. The owners and managers can be charged with "human trafficking", whatever that is. Do what you want, I don't care. I'll never let them scan my license.

Be sure to comment how it went!

You need to find a girl who wants a sugar daddy.

I approved your review. Your card that got you in was a year old and you're not sure how much it was. I agree about the dance details.

I suggest not bringing credit/debit cards to clubs, just use cash.

Monday is $10 dance day at Henry 8th north, it usually has more dancers on Monday. As bubble said, there is cigarette smoke. Mondays are bad for bogarts (tuesday is $10 dance day for bogarts, henry8 is dead on tuesday). Avoid clubs within Detroit city limits, no extras. Cricket is decent and about 3 miles from bogarts and Henry's.

"Light on details"? Try NO details.

One nice thing about this site is anytime I question if there's something wrong with me I can come here and see that I'm really pretty normal. Some real sickos here. You know who you are.

I'm not sure what details people want, you covered valet, cover, drinks, dancers.

Wrong. In 1925 a new Ford cost $260. Assembly line workers at ford made $5 a day. So a ford employee could work 52 days and buy a new car (income tax was 1.5%). The uaw made the Japanese auto industry possible.

Lol, I understand exactly why they hold your car keys hostage. Dolfin's going to call the cops and say "this strip club won't give me my car keys, come make them give me my keys". That's too funny. Logic? We have a name for it, it's called stripper logic. I'm on this site to get useful information, and to share the same. I've made my points, and I got some information from this discussion. I hadn't made the link between "bottle service" and key confiscation, and I hadn't thought much about the mandatory coat check. You've provided nothing but insults, which proves my point. When you hurl lame insults it's because you don't have a coherent refutation to offer. Calling me names isn't convincing anyone of anything, except that you're a nasty person who needs to work in a club where patrons are forced to pay for your non-service.

I hadn't thought about the coat check deal being a way to keep you from walking out. Of course it wouldn't be as effective, but think about how many businesses are there that have a mandatory coat check that aren't strip clubs offering extras? I don't know of any.

Several comments indicate a misunderstanding. 1) I have never been inside flight club or landing strip, I don't patronize them. I've tried to go to flight club but they refuse to let me in unless I give them my keys, which I refuse to do. I've offered to park down the street and still pay the valet fee, but they insist on holding my keys. 2) If it was their parking lot it might make sense. At landing strip they'll let you in without giving them your keys if you show them your uber receipt. But if you park down the street, they won't let you in. 3) For those who say they'll call the cops if the club refuses to give you your keys, I have to chuckle. The cops would probably tell you to come to the station and file a report. If takes them 30 minutes to come to a robbery in progress. So what do you do if the cops do show up and the club says you were too drunk to drive? Or the club says gee, we seem to have lost his keys? Lets get real. 4) BT's has valet, and it's required if you use their lot. But you can park on the street and walk in without giving up your keys, unlike flight club and landing strip. So many guys just let the dancers rip them off even if they have their keys, just because they're afraid of a little drama the dancer might cause. Those guys wouldn't mind giving up their keys since they aren't going to stand up for themselves anyway. I'm not trying to insult anyone, some guys might just figure it's only a couple hundred, not worth the drama. I don't let these punks push me around, which is why I don't allow them to get the upper hand.

Thanks for all the replies! I'm always amused when women who suck random dicks for a living (i.e. to buy their drugs) try to insult me. I had not considered the "bottle service" aspect, but I've never heard of any business that has bottle service requiring you to surrender your keys other than strip clubs that offer extras, which makes them quasi-legal. I'm sure that isn't the real reason, but the argument can be made. As far as being worried you might skip out on your tab, how many businesses require you to surrender your keys to insure you don't skip on your tab? It has nothing to do with being cheap, I have no problem paying a parking lot attendant to monitor the parking lot. It has nothing to do with the club making money, they can charge whatever they want for cover. I know I don't have to go there, they can make their own rules. Valet parking can be convenient depending on the parking situation, but when the lot is empty and your parking space is 30 feet from the door, it's just dumb. Strippers who give bad service like mandatory valet because it insures they'll get paid. I've been called cheap by ugly or stinky dancers who I've refused dances from. I don't argue with them, I just wait for them to go away. Just because you don't see a custie's keys being withheld doesn't mean it isn't a factor. The dancer claims you did 5 songs, you know you did 3, the club backs her up because it's easier to replace you than it is to replace her, so what do you do? You KNOW you can't just walk out and drive home, so you cave. Lets face it, these business facilitate prostitutes doing their business. Some also facilitate them robbing people, like Flight Club and Landing Strip in Romulous Michigan.