Comments by SmashingHoes

Why do you still give her money if she flagrantly disrespects you? Drop that hoe like a bad habit as your relationship with her is purely transactional.

@tincan: Hoes are Hoes

@Tincan - This is a club that's run by the mob and it's known to be extra friendly especially in the Bubble Lounge. Once a girl requests a tip, annunciate very slowly, "TIPPING IS OPTIONAL and NEVER MANDATORY." You should also look her up and down consecutively and end the interaction with a direct affront.

Another point to add from the customer perspective: Learn rudimentary conversational skills. The 2nd or 3rd sentence should not consist of imploring for drinks or lap dances.

The only time to come to this place is between 5-7 for the free buffet, which is surprisingly delicious. If they don't have the buffet, then I stay away.

It is not a date and its is transactional. Tear it out the frame and send her on her way. If she wants food, tell her to hit the Wendy's drive through once she leaves.

This club is off a main road that leads to the stadiums. There is nothing discreet about the parking lot. My Intel has informed me that extras are pretty prevalent at this location.

A lot of girls here need to go on a P90X workout as they have been on the CoVID-45 plan. Average white bitches for the most part.

Tell you to Wave your hands in the air... and were not singing songs here.

Someone sounds like an entitled and somewhat indolent bitch. You want to go to a club where men thrown money at you while you dont do anything?

Isnt this supposed to be inferred from your profession, which is wearing out mattresses and taking backshots for a price? I do not understand the need to externalize the obvious.

Drinks are NOT typical Philaldelphia prices and are more expensive than at other lower tiered clubs. Mixed drinks are approximately 15 dollars here. The best time to come here is for the free buffet from 5-7. Buy a drink, have free food, then leave.

My experience with a swingers club is quite different. One fit MILF dancer showed me her profile after seeing that I was on there. She asked me to be her date at a swingers club the following week and it was a surprisingly pleasurable experience. We ended up fucking in front of a crowd, then ended up swapping partners with a couple that she has played with in the past.

I appreciated the hood vibe of Vanity Grand when it first opened but it became pretentious when they started charging obscene amounts of money for entry fees and all of the rappers and reality TV stars would have their after parties at the venue. It appears that they are still a predominantly black club in terms of talent with white and Latinas sprinkled in. Solid review and I'll check it out since its pretty much down the street from Oasis and literally across the street from Puprle Orchid.

Magic City is overrated in my book and lost its allure years ago. Blue Flame is located in a suspect area of Bankhead but it is a place where 50 dollars can go a long way.

Magic City is overrated in my mind. It's a tourist trap for people who dont know any better. I would not say it was a guaranteed score as you put it, which indicates to me that you really haven't been there and are judging off hearsey. No one really does lap dances and people are more inclined to make it rain. Strokers, Pin Ups, Roosters and Blue Flame were my type of spots where there was end table ass along with a certain hood vibe.i went to Cheetahs once but it was too pretentious for my taste and there were a lack of PAWGs or thick ass dancers there.

I have friends in Nashville and they say it's a waste of time down there for strip clubs. The benchmark that they used was the ATL and Nashville was a complete 360 from what they were accustomed to in the ATL aka the land of milk and honey.

ALL of the Tennesee strip clubs are terrible due to the no contact laws enacted by the Bible Thumpers (who engage in their own questionable behaviors behind close doors). I get it that you're trying to increase business for yourself and the club

Yea you're correct about the girls needing gym memberships. I stopped on a couple of nights and there was a multitude of back fat that was prevalent. I was compelled to grab a knife and skin some bacon since the fat was pervasive.

How does Jazz look? Big boobs and shapely ass? Face? Never DATY or eat any orifices on these depraved hoes..

Why would you be dumb enough to pay for an OF account of a stripper when you already saw 90% of their body in the strip club already?

Food is questionable here as well. It's better to ear before coming here

Dress code (i.e terrible ruse to keep out a certain demographic) plus a level of pretentious are reasons why I barely visited this club before Covid. The only redeeming quality was the free buffet by 5. I would come for the buffet, buy a drink, and leave when the free buffet was over.

Zero as I don't do OTC.