Reviews by gammanu95

I guess they were dissatisfied with the rock theme not driving enough business, so they ripped it all out and are replacing everything, even the sound system. I never visited when it was...

The new Solid Gold is a little difficult to find. The gates on the main street are kept closed, at least during the day. Unless a monger is inquisitive and drives down...

In Ft. Myers, the mongers say: if you want Cubans, go to Lookers; if you want to hang out with snowbirds, go to Babes; if you want the prettier dancers, go to Scarlett's, and...

TL;DR: I spent more than I should, but I had a great time. There's something for everyone and it's a great place to hang out. Driving up to Eden around 7PM, it is...

I was very disappointed with this visit. First, the club is hard to get to. It seemed, from the address, that I would access it from the highway. It was actually...

I was killing time while picking some friends up from the airport on the way to the Keys, and timed my arrival in Miami to coincide with noon, when Tootsie's opens. Its hard...

After wasting time at Diamond Dolls, I came to this old standby. I wasn't charged any cover. There were no girls on stage or anywhere on the floor. I ordered a...

Only my second time there, and probably my last. If you remember my first review, it was free parking, free entry, 2 for 1 beers, and 2 for $40 lap dances. Then...

After an interesting visit to Babes, I went down the street to Scarletts. In the past, Scarletts has consistently had the better-looking dancers. The parking lot was nearly at capacity- only one...

Pulled in here after work on Thursday around 5 and the parking lot was nearly at capacity. I even though about moving on. So I parked in back and walked around the building...

TL;DR: You must check this club out. If you get a high-top along one of the walls, hang on to it like grim death. I am glad I took an Uber, because the parking...

It is rare to find a club where the girls universally seem to enjoy being there, where the management is 100% on point without being intrusive, and that is not terribly expensive. This...

After getting all worked up with no relief at Mons, I wandered over to 2001 Odyssey. Walking in, this club is incredibly brightly lit. Very few customers and not many dancers at...

TL;DR: A high pressure no booze club. Probably fun with a group, but not too rewarding by yourself. The constant stream of dancers can drain your wallet quick. After getting a few drinks...

The girl at the front desk was genuinely hot, but fully clothed. She advises you that it is fully nude, so no alcohol, one drink purchase minimum, and $10 cover. Walk in...

TL;DR: Pasty bar with good happy hour pricing. Girls range from 6-9. Had low-mileage one-way touching good grinding/friction 2-for-1 dance from a 9. Decided to go through Tampa on my...

IR is clearly located in a much less savory area than either Lido or Cheater's, but I never felt unsafe. The parking lot was packed, which I took to be a good sign....

Lido was the second stop of my trip to Cape Canaveral. It is a big, plain, windowless building. Very easy to find, good signage, and plenty of parking that was mostly empty...

Cheaters was my first and last stop of the evening. The parking lot was half-full, and it seemed many of the cars were from spring breakers at nearby hotels. The clubs is...

Went here after there were too few, too ugly strippers for too many customers at Babe's. I few other custies from Babe's had the same idea. $5 cover, $5 beers. Every...

I picked up a friend from the airport, who wanted to have a few drinks and see some titties on his way home. I decided to follow in Babe's since seemed to potential...

Thus was my first stop of the evening, around 9pm. It's a small place so parking fills up fast. There was $10 cover. It's a generally older crowd, which has...

Lookers is a weird place. Sometimes you can find a knockout 10 and not be able to beat the girls off with a stick, other times it is just an utter depressing waste. TL;DR....

First. They wear pasties here, not topless. Second stop of the night after babes. I knew from experience this club had some moderately attractive dancers and decent value if you got the...