very expensive and very disappointing
Only my second time there, and probably my last. If you remember my first review, it was free parking, free entry, 2 for 1 beers, and 2 for $40 lap dances. Then there were TWO 9+ CF who both gave great lap dances, one corn fed blonde midwestern MILF and a smoking hot Philippine. This trip was a borderline disaster.
Arrived right at 7pm. $3 to park whether you valet or not. $10 cover. $6.25 beers. $30 per dance. $25 to get into VIP which is the only way to get dances later at night.
Most of the girls in shift at 7 were of the hell no variety. Two if then literally had big hanging pot bellies. There were two cutish but average white girls. There was a busty Colombian who sat with me. Het lap dances in the booth were very strange. Lots of OTP stick shifting. First song, she opens my shirt to rub her chest on mine. Second song, she opens my pants and continue the rubbing. Then she stops. Like she had nothing else to give. She didn't ask if I wanted a third song, she just stopped. Well, it was early so that was fine. It's worth noting that the OTP continued to decrease with other dancers as the night wore on. About 730 they had a line up and I was approached by what Inthought was the perfect girl. About 5'2", brunette, looked like she was a gym rat. Not spinner thin, but her muscles had definition, and she was only slightly thick. But her LDs were lack luster, her boobs were unmoving bolt ons, and the muscles were not as they appeared. There was a young MILF with large but saggy breasts. She had a sexy face and body otherwise, but looked better in a bra than bare chested. I had bought a wristband to get into VIP when the dancer started circulating over there to keep the action going. All if that was fine. The bar and all the tables were full when a bouncer came up and asked me to move. They needed my seat for a party of five and wanted me to sit at the stage. I paid my VIP entry like everyone else. WTF?! I was I a murderously foul mood at that point. At last call, two songs left, an okay dancer asked me if I wanted a lap dance. We went back to the booth with inky about ten seconds left in the first song and then the full second song. I pulled out the last $40 cash I had on me. She wanted $60 for two songs. I pointed it that it was only ten seconds of one song, but I'm giving her $40 plus a tip. She honest was adamant that ten seconds of a song is a song. We went back and forth like this for a bit before I told her fine, I would need to get change from the bartender. I had the bartender break a twenty into tens, and the gave the dancer only $30. I said, "See? Should have taken the $40". She went straight to the bouncer, but it was closing time and I just walked to the door and left. What were they going to do? Kick me out?
It is sad that I had such a great time my first visit, and such a lousy time this visit. I was so excited to get back there, and now I don't know if I'll ever bother repeating.
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