A neighborhood feel

In Ft. Myers, the mongers say: if you want Cubans, go to Lookers; if you want to hang out with snowbirds, go to Babes; if you want the prettier dancers, go to Scarlett's, and if you have given up on life go to Fantasy's on the Beach. I have not given up on life, but I was at Ft. Myers Beach yesterday and curiosity got the better of me.

The club is easy to get to, but you are going to have to be patient and tolerate the beach traffic on your way there. Make sure you use GPS or you could get stuck on a bridge to the Key which will make you miss the club. There is plenty of parking and I felt perfectly safe parking and going inside.

The club inside if actually a decent size, both Babes and Lookers seemed smaller. Standing at the front door, the bar is on the right, chairs, tables, and a countertop in front and to your left, and a U-shaped stage with seating on the left wall. There was also a couch area on the wall behind me, but that was never used while I was there. Except for myself, there were about five or six snowbirds in there. The men's bathroom was on the far corner of the bar, making you walk through all the seating area, past the stage and lap dance room door to use it. However, there is no troll. Maybe as a practical joke, the temperature knobs are reversed here - hot water is on the right, and cold water is on the left and the hot water is fucking scalding.