Of course, it has that pussy Darth Emo from "Girls" in it. I hope they bring back Darth Maul. The greatest ending ever would be for him to whip Darth Emo's ass and…
Of course, it has that pussy Darth Emo from "Girls" in it. I hope they bring back Darth Maul. The greatest ending ever would be for him to whip Darth Emo's ass and…
There really is a specific phrase you can say to any woman, any where, at any time which will trigger all her hormones and make her undeniably horny. It's no guarantee that she's going…
I did the Fort Myers circuit yesterday, which actually led to a couple of hot dancers. However, it was at Lookers -which many locals call Little Cuba- that I noticed a disturbing new trend.…
Okay, so a brother held a knife to your throat and you got robbed of $32. She definitely not fugly. I might, as a witness, decline to cooperate on the rape charge if…
I'm sitting in a deep easy chair at a south Florida club known for its extras when a chubby blonde sits in my lap and rests her hand on my crotch. I knew from…
Heaven on Earth for lopaw, and maybe the rest of us PLs, too. Seriously, if you could wade through the hundreds of unshaved armpits, beer keg legs, flat asses and dirty looks; statistically there…
Let's hope we all survive the weekend to come back and bash each other some more!
I think he said she was a bartender, which will help keep me out of trouble (like he won't see me walking out of the lap dance room with her). Unfortunately, it's in a…
It would be to hear some of the crazy shit you've seen with the Cuban invasion.
I went to Lookers a couple of weeks ago to see if what I had read on another site about…