gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Comments by gammanu95
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3 hours ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
^if anyone believes you had a boat, I have oceanfront property in Arizona to sell them.
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3 hours ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Detroit will choke the way the OP chokes on dicks for money between social security checks.
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3 hours ago
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
I like to adhere to Reagan's 11th Commandment.
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3 hours ago
IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
I agree with both of the above, but I was once tempted to go to the strip club in New Orleans on Christmas Eve. My ATF said that the owners would kick out everyone early on Christmas Eve, except for the dancers and a few select regulars. Those who were lucky enough to stay behind got to party as late as anyone could stay up with totally nude dancers and discounted booze. I was kind of serious with a girl at the time and knew that Christmas Eve with her was implied. However, under other circumstances with this one, particular MILF ATF (6', long dark blonde hair, flawless skin, no tats, perfect natural C/D cup tits and tight, high glutes), I would have spent Christmas Eve at Jaguars in Fat City, LA.
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7 hours ago
schwanay
Texas
It's not only licensing and overhead, but ROI is harder come by in the age of OF. Lots of people are posting that the quality and quantity of dancers in clubs across the country has really cratered. Post-pandemic, it has become overwhelmingly difficult to bring in the sexy, fun dancers who draw in the free-spending clientele.
Follies was, by my experience, a phenomenon. It cannot be recreated by trying to put the band back together. If you had the privilege to experience it, even once, just enjoy the memory.
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7 hours ago
ATACdawg
Unfortunately, the bastard is rehiredšŖ
She is a flexible little lady, isn't she?
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20 hours ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
What's wrong, 25, did I hurt your feelings? We should be bringing good news of peace on Earth and goodwill towards men. 'Tis the reason for the season, right?
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21 hours ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
You really have no clue at all, ever. You don't know what a huckleberry is. You don't know the difference between PT Barnum, Abe Lincoln, and Mark Twain. You don't know what the Dunning-Kruger Effect is , even though it is the paradigm by which you live every day of your miserable excuse for a "retirement." You don't what barbecue is. You don't know what the Shoah is. You don't know what the Budapest Memorandum were. That's only the shit I remember, but we know there are many more. And now, you screwed up the eastern philosophical question of "one hand clapping":
The Sound of One Hand Clapping can refer to:
"Listen to the sound of one hand", a famous Japanese Zen kÅan
The Sound of One Hand Clapping (novel), a 1997 novel by Richard Flanagan
The Sound of One Hand Clapping (film), a 1998 Australian film adaptation
The Sound of One Hand Clapping, a 1998 album by British musician Dobie, also released as a remix in 2004
Fuck. How can you simultaneously be so stupid and so much of an asshole?
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a day ago
TJVisitor23
Having safe neighborhoods, a secure southern border, and a better (than currently) managed immigration system is more important to me than the Tijuana sex trade. Your priorities may vary.
Having said that, the situation in Mexico is very different than it was in 2020. They also have an entirely new government and their security situation has also changed. I would think that a smart monger would wait and see before travelling to Mexico for sex tourism.
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a day ago
ancientlurker
New York
Like all Floridians, I have been called Papi many times and it does not bother me. However, I cringed every time I heard Sunset Thomas call Dennis Hof "Daddy" on cathouse. Not sure about the girl's name, but that was just disturbing.
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a day ago
ATACdawg
Unfortunately, the bastard is rehiredšŖ
Bikini bridge, belly crack, and thigh gap. Check, check, and triple check. Even though it looks like she might have banana tits, a tight little spinner like her is a smash.
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a day ago
IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
Definitely not my type. Have at her. Pass.
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a day ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Too bad OP is too broke to afford DirecTV and too stupid to figure out how to set it up. He's gonna miss all the Christmas Day games. That's all he has on the 25th. Even with Hanukkah the same day as Christmas, he will be bitter, lonely, and missing all the NFL action.
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a day ago
ATACdawg
Unfortunately, the bastard is rehiredšŖ
pass. They were all average at best. I need extraordinary.
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a day ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"Dear Penthouse, ..."
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a day ago
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
and yet he is more honest than Biden, more serious than Kamala, more qualified than Obama, smarter than Schumer, and more ethical than Pelosi. really makes you realize what pieces of shit the democrat party is made of, doesn't it?
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a day ago
Muddy
USA
Many years ago, when I worked retail management, I had transferred from one branch to another. Shortly before I had left, I filled a maintenance manager role that had been sorely needed and had seemed impossible to fill. I caught up with the manager who had been promoted into the slot I vacated and asked after the store. He asked if I was the one hired the serial killer.
"What?," is all I could respond with.
"Cliff," he said, "the maintenance manager. How many times did he kill his wife when he worked for you?"
"What?!," I was still stumped.
"He's called out absent for bereavement three times in the four months that he has worked here."
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4 days ago
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Evil Nancy is a complete psychopath with no regard for morality or decency. While it is tempting to envy her iron-fisted control of the democrat party caucus, only a RINO like Liz Cheney would ever seek to port it over to the GOP.
I like your idea of an outsider for Speaker. Vivek is too closely aligned with Trump for the position. Maybe Manchin?
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4 days ago
ATACdawg
Unfortunately, the bastard is rehiredšŖ
@ATAC - with a body like hers, I hadn't even noticed the jewelry
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4 days ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
The OP is too broke and dickless to even simp at a strip club, he has to just pretend that he can even remember what sex is. As fat and blind as he is, he can't even get a girl to give him the time of day.
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4 days ago
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
"If you want to live in a disgusting failed country vote Democrat" This is why it is so important that we have a federal goverment with the fortitude to stop omnibus spending bills and massive continuing resolutions. Eventually, the credit will dry up and the bill will come due. Our interest on the debt alone is crippling. I have long said that the strength of being citizen in the United States lies in the rights of individual states to chart their own courses within the guidelines of the federal constitution, and the freedom of citizens to move freely between these states if they are unhappy with the state of their residence. There is absolutely no reason for the massive federal bureaucracy and insurmountable budget. The departments of the feds which govern domestic policies should be the smallest, with the international diplomatic and defense departments being the largest - definitely not the IRS.
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4 days ago
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
^weirdo
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5 days ago
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
^as I said, this is what a failing grade in macroeconomics 101 looks like. The libs of TUSCL are down to trotting out knee-jerk reactions from the early 1980s.