I won a bunch of money...

I won a bunch of money and, in my drunken stupor, thought it'd be sweet to rain some C-notes on the lovely ladies of the OG. It was Saturday at around 6 am. I'll give you a moment to reflect on the morass of shame my wretched life has become.

Anyhoo, there were maybe four ladies who had worked all night, and a few others who seem to have arrived more recently. I got a couch dance from an adequate brunette who worked the stick shift pretty good over the top, and then I walked around the club. A 30-ish blonde asked if I wanted to tour the back room, so I figured I had nothing to lose. She said, "If you come back here for $300, the bouncer will show up. But if you come back here for $600..." and she slid her hand down my pants and rubbed my actual junk. I told her I'd think about it, but hell...I hadn't won more than about a grand, and I feel a little gross giving the actual majority of it to a stripper. So I stuck it out and maybe burned through maybe $150 in the main part of the club, and they had good drink specials.

I've rocked the OG maybe five times over the years. In sum, it's best to go at odd times if you want semi-affordable mileage. There aren't a lot of customers and they'll do a lot to get some cash out of you. You you want looks, you should go at prime time when they really roll out the lookers. BUT...there's more competition amongst all the other customers to land the hottest strippers, so you'll have to judge for yourself which approach is best.