Loo, DC sucks for strip clubs....

Loo, DC sucks for strip clubs. The rules are about as stringent as anywhere I've been, and it's just not much of a scene. You can basically show up here, like other clubs within DC boundaries, and fork over a single to some mediocre looking chick who's not even allowed to give you a lap dance, let alone any SERIOUS strip club stuff. I basically walked in because I was looking to kill time, so why not check out some titties while I'm at it, right?

There were barely any dancers present. Granted, Tuesday is Tuesday, but still. The DJ repeatedly used the mic to ask dancers to appear out front, to no avail. So I basically drank an overpriced Bud Light and hoped some aging fatty might deign to shake her gut on stage for a few moments. Eventually, one did. By then, it was time to go meet my friend elsewhere in Dupont Circle.

As a longtime resident of Washington, I head to Baltimore a couple times a year and hit the block. They may not be Playboy bunnies, but at least they have semi-legitimate strip clubs where you can have some fun. At Royal Palace, it's basically amateur hour, much like the rest of DC.