Granted, I was there on a...

Granted, I was there on a holiday, but there was still a minimum of enthusiasm and professionalism. One dancer was wasted beyond belief around 4:30 pm, and kept telling me how much she wanted to have sex. She could hardly get the words out of her mouth. I got her to at least acknowledge that such things couldn't happen at the club (unlike some Southern Ontario clubs), and she eventually staggered away.

I did wind up getting a dance from a woman who said she specialized in massage. I took her back to the Platinum Room for 15 minutes ($80). She proceeded to rub my neck in a mildly painful manner and insult me in terms of the amount of stress I was allegedly carrying. The massage and annoying commentary was more stressful than anything I'd been carrying in my neck or shoulders, that's for sure.

There are a few OK looking dancers here, but they seem to congregate amongst each other instead of working the floor. All in all, this is a somewhat disappointing experience. Next time, I'll be sure to remember my passport (I was traveling to Buffalo) so I can sneak up to The Sundowner or someplace in Southern Ontario.