I had been here once about...

I had been here once about four years ago when I was in Florida for baseball spring training. When I had occasion to be in Cocoa anyway to visit a friend, I thought, you know what? I'm gonna get a crap room at that La Quinta that's close to all the Cocoa Beach stuff for one night of debauchery, and then I'll drive into Cocoa proper the next day to crash at my friend's place.

So I walked in around 8 on a Thursday, and the scene was the same Inner Room scenario I'd remembered. Not a ton of privacy where the dances were being performed, but PLENTY of mileage to be had. I can't get over the $10 dances; there are big city clubs where $50 barely gets you inside the door with a drink in your hand, and this place has you further along than some clubs will get you after you've dropped fat piles of cash.

One 7 came up to me and started running my shoulders, occasionally letting her hands strategically wander. You know when they're grabbing for the good stuff without you having forked over a single dollar, the actual dances are gonna be high-mileage at minimum. I wore shorts (duh), and she took the hint and worked her way up the inside. I got clear indications that I could go off the clock if I wanted, but I personally draw the line at that point (I've never actually hooked up with one of them privately). Just my personal preference. But if you indicate a subtle preference to take things off-site, there are definitely girls there who will agree to such terms. I'm certain of it.