I was granted free VIP access...

I was granted free VIP access because there weren't many dancers around. Granted, I was a tad on the early side (a half hour after they opened), but it was really sparse for both girls and customers.

So I went upstairs, and there was a cute curvacious blond; I did the right thing and put money between her breasts (with her permission). I also got a beer and looked over the railing at the dancer on the main stage down below.

Here's where it got sketchy. I received a text from a friend, which made the screen on my phone light up. I read the text while standing there and replied quickly; I was going to meet a few buddies later in the night and wanted to make sure everything was cool. A bouncer approached very aggressively and screamed at me that I had taken a picture of one of the dancers. I denied doing so, which was the truth. He then made me give him the phone and show him all the pictures in it. He finally seemed satisfied, returned the phone, and walked away. I thought, "Screw this!" and went downstairs to leave.