NFL

Hey, bro! Have you always wanted to fuck an offensive lineman? Maybe a retired version of Anthony Munoz? Because that's what's surrounding me at present here at the Red Room.

Saturday night? Check. Prime time? Check. Hit ladies? No check. No Czechs or any other kind of check. The exact same bartender who let me smack her ass while a luscious blonde grinded on my ever expanding dong now says she doesn't recognize me. And not a blonde on sight.

If you're down with the preggos, or the fatties who'd give anything to be preggos so they could explain away the tummy flop, you should be here. Apparently my last experience was an outlier, considering the Jonathan Ogden impersonators who stand before me at present.