Comments by ATACdawg (page 53)

Save yourself some money and walk out with one of those restaurant units that buzzes and lights up when your reservation is ready. The unpredictability of the "Your table is ready signal" will add immensely to your surprise and enjoyment!

Do you need any help caring for Coco? How do you think she'd feel about a nice white three-piece polyester chick magnet?

We'll have plenty of time for hot women when we're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!😂

That two-sided titty tape had to be working overtime!! Definitely in 10 territory!🔥🌡️🌋☀️

Damned autocorrect. 😆 Lmao!

"Well if you imagine the most handsome guy you’ve ever seen" I'm impressed, shailynn! I had no idea you looked like me.....😯🤯😎

"Do I pay her? A young stripper comes to the house of a geriatric trick and has sex with him. It's either because (1) he is incredibly handsome and charming or (2) he pays her. You be the judge. Or maybe (3) she can't get enough of your legendary lasagna!😜

I'm not sure. It's either a picture of a branch office or a family tree....

Yup. It's the quality, not the quantity, mamisan....😜

1. Focus! When you go on stage, ignore any TV screens or mirrors. Customers seeing you do this will assume that you are disinterested or have an attitude. Neither of these is good for a dancer. 2. Use your on stage time effectively. During the first song, make eye contact with everyone you can see, especially those PLs who are sitting alone. See who watches you back and give them their own show. I'm not saying ignore the rest of the customers, but give those guys a little bit more and a big smile. 3. If your club does a tip walk, use it to interact with your target and ask him if he'd like company. Also, don't forget to say thank-yous for every tip. 4. Assuming he wants company, talk for a few minutes before asking if he wants to do a dance. You are there to make money and you can't afford to sit with a rock (see glossary) so you may have to ask, if he doesn't ask first. 5. Don't ever say, "I'm new, so this probably won't be that good...". Yes, those exact words were said to me by a baby stripper. Never, ever say that, because most PLs will start looking for flaws. BTW, that baby stripper's dance was easily in the top 30% I had ever received, and they rapidly improved, which brings me to 6. Be coachable. Don't be afraid to ask what moves the guy likes, and be sensitive to his reactions. 7. Thirty seconds before the dance ends, bury his face between your breasts and ask him if he wants to do another. Your odds of him saying yes will rise to at least 50%! 8. Be confident, and count dances honestly. Good luck!

And don't forget the cats that poop in the sand, which SJG then eats....

Not Canadian per se, but I did live there from 3 years old to 22 years old.

"Dairy Queen. Pass!" Don't forget, shadow, my family was in the DQ business for 60 years, so I guess she'd be perfect for me!😉

You may laugh at MGK's look, but keep in mind that he's sleeping with Megan, and we are not.....🤔