The Best Sex I've Ever Had

Ever? Wow yeah enjoy it JS.

I've a had a few gorgeous women that kind of just fell off because of life or whatever. I kick myself for not going after it more at least until I had my fill and got tired of it.

I would say this is a pretty good brag ! Congrats !

Good for you. Most dancers tell me that if they have sex/orgasm before going to work or while at work, they cannot get into it and wind up not going in or leaving early.

Can you give her my number and tell her I’m younger and better looking than you? I can’t cook as well as you but I do have a buttload of Olive Garden gift cards and I bet my breadstick is harder than yours.

Enjoy that girl Jackslash! She sounds amazing.

It sounds like a great experience!

Does she show up in high heels and makeup? Thig high stockings, etc?

SJG

@jackslash

Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

:D

Good times, good times.

^^^ two post by two of the biggest douches of all of TUSCL. One dipshit wants to know what she’s wearing so he can masturbate to a fantasy of jackslash, the other actually wants photos of jackslash.

Do either of you have a clue of how social awkward you are, even on a message board full of social awkward people?

[slow clap]

She checks all the boxes

Valid driver’s license (presumably)
Owns or at least has access to a car
Willing to have sex with you

She’s a keeper for sure!

Strippers are like that?

Yup. It's the quality, not the quantity, mamisan....😜

Who doesn't like a good TUSCL romance story? 😁

Congrats Jackslash and enjoy the run. 👍

This guy is lucky cause if she was an escort it would probably be about $400 an hour.

This is off-topic. Why so much hate for guys who like pudding?

I understand there might be an association to Bill Cosby - but pudding is a legitimate delicious treat!

AmErIcAn Or EnGlIsH pUdDiNg ?!?!

Motorhead got it, she drives around in her own car. That makes it all so practical.

SJG

Desertscrub I’d ask if you’re retarded but I already know the answer.

San Jose Guy was asking if the girl dressed up, CJ Kent asked for photos as he always creepily does.

I was simply making a joke how the two biggest dipshits on this board always make the same inquiries. I guess you got jealous because you want to be the king of the dipshits all on your own.

By the way I’m probably at least 20 years younger than you, so no need for pudding yet.

Go bark up another tree and get a freakin clue.

Jackslash is one of THE COOLEST posters on here I highly doubt he’s making up some sort of fantasy. I also think I’m allowed to make a light hearted joke at his expense whereas you seem to take jokes too seriously because you’re too dense to differentiate between a joke and a serious question, just like you can’t tell the difference between a real review and a club ad, so you accuse everyone of posting a club ad.

I bet girls run and hide in the dressing room when you enter a club.

Do I pay her? A young stripper comes to the house of a geriatric trick and has sex with him. It's either because (1) he is incredibly handsome and charming or (2) he pays her. You be the judge.

^^^ Ever like to have her squat down and sit on your face for DATYing.

Good way to start without right off messing up her makeup. And then since her weight is still on her legs, it spreads her hips and her pussy.

If yes, what furniture do you use?

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=4363…

SJG

No offense to Jack, but I sort of assumed that he was paying her and didn't really need to ask. If he wasn't paying her, I'd assume that this would eventually end with him waking up in a bathtub filled with ice and missing a kidney. But knowing that he's paying doesn't change my opinion that it sounds pretty great.

Also, I'm pretty sure that the level of detail owed by Jack to anyone here is exactly zero.

Like any other job, some people (strippers) are good at their job and may even enjoy what they do and thus why they do it well; whereas most people (strippers) don't enjoy their job and do what they gotta do to pay the bills and/or have the qualify of life they want.

A lot/most strippers I assume don't like what they do and are just focused on the $$$ they are making and basically just ding what they need to do - some strippers seem to genuinely want to give good service and make the custy feel as good as possible and it's nice when one finds one like that.

"Do I pay her? A young stripper comes to the house of a geriatric trick and has sex with him. It's either because (1) he is incredibly handsome and charming or (2) he pays her. You be the judge.

Or maybe (3) she can't get enough of your legendary lasagna!😜

Desertscrub said "for the record - i have CJ blocked"

For the record, you're blocked by more people here than anyone else. And there's a pretty big gap between you and the rest of the pack in that club.

Jack.....if she’s HOT. why not have her spend the whole evening instead of just a quickie. When my Detroit Babe stops by the hotel when I’m in town, she never goes into work. She said she enjoys me over work PL’s any day of the week. And of course I pay her ........

What about option 3 - he serves her some great lasagna - with a side of extra sausage…