whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Comments by whodey (page 31)
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2 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Maybe it is in case the girl (or guy) was molested by their uncle growing up? Depending on how much damage it did to them yelling uncle at the wrong time could either turn them on more or send them into a fit of ptsd rage where she could go Lorena Bobbitt on you.
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
I would never buy a McMansion, not because of the quality issues some have mentioned (I have seen some that were very well built), my issue is that these McMansions are usually way oversized compared to the size of the property and are generally in subdivisions or other closely packed together neighborhoods.
I made the mistake of buying my first house right after college in a neighborhood where all of the homes were sitting on about 1/4 acre and I absolutely hated it. I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere and after experiencing the nightlife that comes from living in the city during college I thought that was what I wanted, but after buying my first house I changed my mind quickly. Having neighbors so close on all sides gets real annoying really fast once you get close to your 30s.
Now I am perfectly happy with my 1400 sq ft ranch house sitting on more than a dozen wooded acres out here in the boonies. There is a 200 acre farm that surrounds my property on two sides, about 90 acres of woodlands with a small creek on the third side and a 250 acre farm across the street. It is nearly half a mile to the nearest neighbor's front door and I love that. At night the only lights I can see are the stars and the faint glow of the light on the barn across the street but even that is blocked once the corn gets above a certain heightin the summer.
I wouldn't give up this $150k slice of heaven if you offered me one of those multimillion dollar McMansions in a subdivision in Florida or California for free.
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2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I have to cut back on unnecessary spending (including strip clubs) for the next couple of months to build back up my discretionary spending account after draining the account at the end of last month.
I lucked into the chance to buy 4 adjoining lots (3.25 acres in total) in a private gated lake community just a few miles from my house. The seller was desperate to sell the properties before the 1st of June to get his home out of foreclosure and he had a buyer lined up but the financing fell through on the 27th. I was able to pick them up for less than 60% of the price the other buyer had negotiated because the seller absolutely needed the deal to close before the first and couldn't get any other cash offers before then.
Planning to keep one of the empty lots because it allows me full access to the lake and other amenities and I'll eventually sell the other 3 lots for what should be a nice profit. It will lead to a boring summer not going to as many events as usual but at least I will have plenty of free time to go fishing.
I felt a little bad for the seller because it felt like I was taking advantage of a bad situation, but at least I helped him keep his home. I guess strippers aren't the only ones that get screwed at the end of the month when they need quick cash.
discussion comment
2 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Sometimes all it takes is a change of hair and makeup to make a good looking woman go from a 6 to an 8 or 9 in your eyes. The odd thing is that same change probably made her go from an 8 or 9 to a 6 in someone else's eyes.
About 5 or 6 years ago I got a vip from a girl because I thought her body looked good despite the fact that she had big spiked blue hair and a punk rock style that I usually don't go for. A few weeks later I met a gorgeous girl next door type at another club that was a 9. We got to talking and she mentioned it was her first week at the club so I asked her if she had ever danced anywhere else. She just stopped and stared at me before saying "You don't remember getting a blowjob from me a couple of weeks ago?"
I would have never even guessed that she was the same girl. With minimal makeup, long brunette hair and jeans and a white tank top she not only looked way better, she looked a good 5-10 years younger. In the punk outfit I would have put her at 30-35 but she looked about 22-25 at the second club. She became a favorite for a while and I probably saw her 12-15 more times over the next 6 months at the 2nd club before she moved away. If she had kept the punk look I probably wouldn't have gotten another vip from her unless there were no other decent options.
I'm sure that she had some regulars who were disappointed in her dropping the punk look but I loved the new style.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Elitis
At his age he has rare lucid moments where he seems like a reasonable person for brief periods of time. However, most of his elderly years are spent in a state of dementia where he has flashbacks to having been deceived by an advertisement for one of his local clubs. The flashbacks are seemingly triggered by any positive review of any club and send him into fits of uncontrollable rage. When this happens it is best to just ignore him like everyone else does. Eventually the nursing staff will get him back to his room where he will shove the business end of a power washer up his ass and fall asleep.
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2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Icee the way the laws are written it isn't the tint that is illegal, it is driving a car with excessive tint on public roads that is illegal. A lot of show cars at events like SEMA use tint that is beyond the legal limit for use on the road, but they get hauled to the show on a trailer. The tint is legal to buy, sell and install but it is illegal to drive it on public roads.
It's no different than an exhaust system that doesn't have catalytic converters or mufflers and no different than NOS. Both are legal to put on a car and use on a racetrack but illegal to use on public streets.
If someone uses a legal product in an illegal way that is there fault not the seller's fault. Just like if a shop legally sells someone a gun and that person uses it to rob a liquor store it isn't the fault of the shop that sold the gun.
discussion comment
2 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
The biggest issue I see in that article is that someone spent $150k to make herself look like that. She probably looked better $100k ago or even before she started.
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2 years ago
Pussylicker2
Ohio
I'd boil it down to just a few basic rules.
1) Don't be a ROB - don't agree to (or imply) something you aren't intending to do. Don't inflate the count on the number of dances or short the amount of time in a timed vip session.
2) Ask before sitting with a customer - the customer may be waiting on someone else or may just not be interested in you so don't waste both people's time.
3) Accept being told "no" graciously - there is no need to throw a temper tantrum when a customer says no to buy a dance or buying you a drink.
4) Don't wear anything that is going to leave evidence on your customers - this goes for excessive makeup, perfume or the ever so hated glitter.
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2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Icee they sell it the same way companies sell performance parts like NOS or catalytic converter delete kits that are illegal on the road. They classify it as "off-road use only" and say that it is intended to only be used on show vehicles, race cars or other off-road vehicles that aren't supposed to be driven on the streets.
discussion comment
2 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
"An immersive and seductive fine dining restaurant set on a novel stage. Succulent gourmet food and elegant drinks." Their description makes it sound like a cross between Hooters and a fine steakhouse which would be a great combo.
The fact that they use the Follies logo in the short video clip the posted indicates it could be much more than that.
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2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I would disagree that 35% is not very dark. That is blocking almost 2/3 of the light from getting through. Here in Ohio the limit for front side windows is 50% but we don't have any state inspections so the only time it comes up is if you get pulled over.
During the day or in a will lit part of town I doubt 65% tint would cause much trouble but in a rural area without street lights I could see 65% tint making it hard to see out of the window.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Like everyone else I thought he was great in Goodfellas but I think his best work was as a dying patient on ER. He really nailed that character and showed a great range of emotions. It was one of the highlights of the later years of ER after most of the original cast was gone.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
Thanks Champ but I already get tested regularly as part of my annual physical just like I would suggest that anyone who has multiple sexual partners should do. Of course with your personality I doubt you will ever have to worry about having multiple sexual partners so you should be fine.
discussion comment
3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
If you are looking for the combination of good looks and extras around the midwest there aren't as many options as there used to be. I would suggest Cowboys in Lexington or Thorobred in Louisville. Cowboys usually has more girls to choose from on most shifts but not all of the girls are extras friendly and you'll be on camera during your fun if that bothers you. Thorobred is more of a sure bet for extras and I have always been able to find at least a couple of good options on each visit and if you go on the weekends you'll have plenty to choose from.
Both clubs offer what you are looking for with several other clubs close by to explore as well.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Can we have both? Well lit at the stage and bar areas so we can see what she looks like and dimmer in the dance area so nobody else can see what we are doing to each other.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
The 1st step to get a beautiful stripper to fall in love with someone with a winning personality like yours is to tell her that you think any stripper that offers extras is an std infected drug addict. The second step is to then immediately offer her $20 for fs and throw a temper tantrum and declare the interaction closed when she turns down your offer
She won't be able to resist you at that point.
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3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
Maybe if you declare the thread "Extra Closed" instead of just closed it will work.
discussion comment
3 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Shailynn I don't know about where you live but around here the cost of gas has in fact doubled in the last 16 months. In January 2021 the average price of regular gas around Cincinnati was $2.25/gal (even lower in mid-late 2020 with the lockdowns) and I have seen a couple of station hit $4.50 last weekend. It made me feel like I got a bargain when I filled up at a station for "only" $4.28/gal.
Restaurants haven't quite doubled but many of them are up over 50%. While some groceries have nearly doubled I'd say the average is about a 25-35% increase.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
Now that Champphilly is back and kicked that imposter Baurgreen out of here I guess it is safe to reopen the thread. I'm glad everyone realized how important it was to keep the thread closed until Champphilly was able to come back to closely monitor the situation with this thread.
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Evansville does have a higher than expected number of clubs based on the city's size. Being a smaller city the talent level is very inconsistent and I have been there when it seemed like every girl on shift was a 7+ and times that you couldn't find anyone higher than a 5 if you walked around with $100 bills spilling from your pockets.
Most of the time it is somewhere in between with the bulk of the girls ranging from 6-8. If you find a girl or two that you like you can have a lot of fun on a pretty cheap budget since it does have that great small Midwestern town pricing. If you get lucky and hit one of the times with a bunch of 7s and up you can spend the whole night enjoying the variety and still not break the bank.
I don't get through that part of Southern Indiana very often but when I do I make sure to hit at least one club to see what the talent is like.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
Baurgreen why would you start a thread like this so soon after ChamPhilly closed a thread on the exact same topic. That seems a little disrespectful to him to reopen a discussion that he felt had run its course before he closed it.
discussion comment
3 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
My last couple of trips I have noticed fewer customers but the clubs around here typically fluctuate quite a bit so it is hard to tell if it is because of inflation or just a down cycle.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
Do you touch her bare breast during these dances? That would be considered sexual.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
You do real that a "full contact lap dance" could be considered "extra" in most jurisdictions since touching a stripper, especially in the body parts that most guys want to touch, during a lapdance is against the law in most parts of the US.
Since you are therefore looking for your own type of extras during dances you should probably consider closing this thread.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
Champ - extras clubs can't put up a sign that says extras available, but luckily you have a membership here at TUSCL so you can read reviews of every club in your area and determine which clubs you should go to and which to avoid.