Comments by BruiserKC

@vincemichels...Relax, moniker is after my favorite pro wrestler Dick The Bruiser. Thanks for your service. @rickdugan...that makes sense. I just do small talk with the ladies and staff. They don’t need to know everything about me as I am not their friend nor do I intend to be. It’s strictly a business transaction between customer and dancer and that’s it. So I tell them enough to have interesting conversation but nothing else.

@MrDeuce...Larry the Cable Guy does that joke in his routines as well, lol. "This is fake money!" "Well, those are fake tits!"

Be thankful he didn't have a roll of quarters wanting to make it hail. Strippers tend to not like that.

I don’t need a dancer to break down her thoughts on NAFTA but she needs to be able to hold a conversation. One time I talked to a dancer and we started talking about blackjack and card counting techniques. It was actually an interesting conversation.

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@Cashman1234...story of my life, lol. Like to think that the ladies would realize once in a while we know what are talking about.

Went to a club and saw this new dancer...decent looking and took her for a spin. She was all over the place just going completely crazy with her dance. I said to her, "If I can give you one piece of advice, it is OK to slow down. I am much more of a fan of a slower, more sensual dance rather than jumping around like a fart on a skillet." Couple of months later, ran into her again. Took her to the back for a dance, and it was much better. Much slower, more eye contact (I know ladies will close their eyes but I tell them I like to look into their eyes), and she actually said to me, "I was a little ticked off, but when another dancer said you were right I took your advice to heart."