Reviews by rockstar666
Submit a ReviewMynx Cabaret Hartford
145 West Service Rd
Hartford, CT
Fun At Mynx
First time there. 1 stage with decent lighting if a bit dark at times. Girls will dance topless but I didn't see any nude. The quality was variable, but none were dogs and the girl…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(NS2777)
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
The Death Spiral Of A Once Great Club.
Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They don't dress well,…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Dancer Quality Needs Upgrading
I've been going to HB a long time, and I used to really love the afternoon shift. There were always a few nice looking dancers, and I'd have some regulars to fall back on. Theses…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Pre Halloween Fun
I was hoping to see lots of cute costumes, but only my regular girl really dresses, so that was disappointing. I know Monday nights are usually slow, but this time it was VERY slow. Plus…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(3LeggedMan)
Scores Chicago Strip Club
4003 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
Best Of The Bunch
I did the Stone Park club hopping thing as my dancer g/f was auditioning...but that's another story. I'm reviewing this club because it was the best of the bunch, at least as vibe goes. It…
Fevr Cabaret
5555 70th Pl
Bedford Park, IL 60638
What A Bizarre Club Experience
Oceans has a really nice interior. Lots of lights, and surrounding the main stage is a series of pools. This would be a fun place except there's almost no dancers or customers during the day…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(rockstar666)
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Daytime Miss
I go to the club a lot during the afternoon, but this was among the worst visits ever. First, there were only 4 girls working and all 4 weren't worth a second look. One would…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Monday Isn't Always Dead
I pooped in Monday afternoon mostly to see my ATF, but I was pleasantly surprised that the club had some energy for a Monday. Several dancers stopped by to say hello even though they would…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Daytime Rocks....sometimes.
My ATF cancelled work at the last minute, but I went to the club anyway as I had time and money. My two CF's were both working and with my ATF gone, they were like…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Good Wed
There was a nice new group of dancers Wed late afternoon. Turnover is normal of course, but the new girls (new to me) seemed to be 7-9's as opposed to the usual 5-7's. There were…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Good Afternoon
Afternoons can be hit or miss but yesterday was a hit. A nice variety of dancers this time as opposed to the all too frequent collection of overweight white girl frumps. I saw at least…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Busy Tuesday
I'd written how a Tuesday afternoon was pretty dead, but yesterday couldn't have been more the opposite. there was a pretty good crowd and plenty of girls to go around. Some pretty new faces, and…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Avoid..I'm No Longer A Shill
I've gone here for over 20 years and have spent $10K+ a year here but no more. I was kicked out for a "normal" activity that this no extras club has always allowed. Something has…
5 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(brian2240)
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Sunday
One of my regulars said I should try Sunday, because unlike Fri and Sat nights, Sunday is more like a weekday afternoon as far as being more laid back in general. So for the first…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Daytime Improvement
Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy to make the…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Average Afternoon
I know afternoons can be slow, but this was ridiculous. There weren't very many dancers working, even for an afternoon. There were several times no one was on stage and to me this is a…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Tuesdays Are Slow
Unless you have a regular dancer who works Tuesday afternoons, it's not a very good day as the club is very empty and only a few girls are working. Most will be tied up with…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Monday, Monday
Mondays are always slow here, and with the I-90 exits closed for construction it might have made things even slower. Because I had a go-to dancer it didn't bother me in the slightest. I got…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
New Details
The VIP rooms now have phones in them! I don't suppose you can call out, but if you want to order a drink you don't have to put your clothes back on (just kidding). Also,…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Hit And Miss
Like most clubs, afternoons can be hit or miss. It looked like my last visit was going to be a miss, but I ended up having a great time with a tall thin blonde who…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
The Late Shift
I'm usually going home by midnight, but this time I arrived about that time. The club was absolutely packed, and even finding a stool by the wall wasn't easy. I have a couple night time…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Beat The Snow
With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit too,…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Slow Monday
I usually enjoy going Monday nights because it's slow until 11ish, and the girls will spend more time with you. Last night was TOO slow though. Hardly any customers or girls, and the dancers were…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Night
I decided to visit in the evening; usually I'm a late afternoon patron. The overall quality of dancers is a little higher at night, and tonight was no exception. I have one regular girl and…
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
WTF Is Wrong With The Door Bouncer???
People who read my reviews know I'm generally very favorable to this club to the point that I've even been accused of shilling for it. I admit I've been going for 20 years, and I…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Supremeruler)




