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rockstar666
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7 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Avoid..I'm No Longer A Shill
I've gone here for over 20 years and have spent $10K+ a year here but no more. I was kicked out for a "normal" activity that this no extras club has always allowed. Something has…
last comment 7 yrs ago
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rockstar666
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7 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Sunday
One of my regulars said I should try Sunday, because unlike Fri and Sat nights, Sunday is more like a weekday afternoon as far as being more laid back in general. So for the first…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Daytime Improvement
Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy to make the…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Average Afternoon
I know afternoons can be slow, but this was ridiculous. There weren't very many dancers working, even for an afternoon. There were several times no one was on stage and to me this is a…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Tuesdays Are Slow
Unless you have a regular dancer who works Tuesday afternoons, it's not a very good day as the club is very empty and only a few girls are working. Most will be tied up with…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Monday, Monday
Mondays are always slow here, and with the I-90 exits closed for construction it might have made things even slower. Because I had a go-to dancer it didn't bother me in the slightest. I got…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
New Details
The VIP rooms now have phones in them! I don't suppose you can call out, but if you want to order a drink you don't have to put your clothes back on (just kidding). Also,…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Hit And Miss
Like most clubs, afternoons can be hit or miss. It looked like my last visit was going to be a miss, but I ended up having a great time with a tall thin blonde who…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
The Late Shift
I'm usually going home by midnight, but this time I arrived about that time. The club was absolutely packed, and even finding a stool by the wall wasn't easy. I have a couple night time…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Beat The Snow
With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit too,…
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rockstar666
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8 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Slow Monday
I usually enjoy going Monday nights because it's slow until 11ish, and the girls will spend more time with you. Last night was TOO slow though. Hardly any customers or girls, and the dancers were…
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rockstar666
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9 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Night
I decided to visit in the evening; usually I'm a late afternoon patron. The overall quality of dancers is a little higher at night, and tonight was no exception. I have one regular girl and…
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