Reviews by rockstar666

As usual, lots of new faces but some old ones too. Heavenly Bodies is like an entry level place for dancers. They'll hire anybody so you get a lot of beginners. Most need seasoning so…

I bid adieu to my afternoon CF and stuck around for the evening. As usual, the quality of dancer is noticeably higher. I can't remember too many names, but there were several black girls and…

Like most guys, I prefer natural breasts, but as a group, the dancers working Thursday afternoon really needed some work. Most were plain looking, 20 lbs over weight, bad body tone in general and small…

I haven't been to the club in a couple months, and a new wrinkle is dollar shots of premium booze for an hour in the late afternoon. They are small but it's still a pretty…

I unexpectedly popped by the club for the first time in several months for a drink and say 'hi' to anyone I might happen to know. It was pretty empty but the girls that were…

I spent most of the evening with my CF, but there's some new talent! An MILF spinner named Lizzette. She said she only works Fri and Sat night so that's the time to see her,…

I went on a Thursday afternoon, and there was only one dancer I knew, so she monopolized my time. And a good thing, because the quality of the new girls on this visit was quite…

I usually visit in the day as that's when my regulars work, but I was in the neighborhood last night so I popped in to see how the other half lives. I had a great…

It was a pretty slow day, even for a Monday but one of my regulars was there so I had a great time. I saw a couple new faces of interest too; not the usual…

Friday afternoon before Memorial Day might have been dead, but in fact the place was quite busy. One of my regular dancers said she didn't know anyone though; none of her regulars were there besides…

Monday afternoons are slow so there's often a lot of new girls, because the veterans take Monday as an off day. So it's buyer beware when buying dances. Be sure you get an idea of…

Lots of "girl next door" type talent Tuesday night. The place was fairly empty but the few hotties still managed to spend their time with regulars, so I just hung out at the bar and…

I went Tuesday night at 8 was somewhat disappointed. Way too many 'girl next door' types with limited conversational skills and not a lot of physical beauty. There were about 3-4 girls I did want…

Like most clubs, the dancer turnover here is high. This can be both good or bad depending. Usually evenings have higher quality than afternoons but last night was a bit of a miss as far…

I've been going in the evenings lately and it's a good contrast to the afternoon. On the plus side, the evening has a much higher average of quality dancers. These are the pros who know…

I stopped in Wed night around 8:30 and the club had good energy. There was a good crowd but still seats available. There are 3 stages and all 3 were being used which is nice…

Lots of new faces which isn't unusual. HB tends to hire the 'girl next door' types and the new girls were no exception. Not as many tats as usual, but that will change if they…

Went in Friday afternoon after a long time being away. I saw some old familiar faces who returned from the missing, which was wonderful. I wish I had brought more money to spread around. The…

I don't usually go in the evenings but I found myself in the club last week about 8 PM. I found in general the evening dancers are a step up from the afternoon group, although…

Went in last week and wanted to use the C/R but it was closed! Maybe they were cleaning out the rooms up there as a few had a bit of an odor last time I…

I noticed there were a lot of new dancers from my last visit, and they were definitely an improvement. Lots of the more frumpy girls who were an unfortunately large percentage of the afternoon crew…

Typical Monday, meaning sparse crowd. There were plenty of dancers on duty but so many that they overwhelmed the customers. HB tends to have mostly "girl next door" type dancers in the afternoons, which is…

I was on a business trip in south western WI and drove past this place on the way, so on the way back I stopped by. The club is in a stand alone building in…

Afternoons can be very hit or miss, but yesterday afternoon was a grand slam. Several dancers I know were working, and the place was fairly empty so I go to spend quality time without them…

Lots of new girls, and some talent amongst them! On average, new girls tend to be frumpy Eastern Europeans who either hustle you too much or are completely clueless. I talked to a few new…