Reviews

People who read my reviews know I'm generally very favorable to this club to the point that I've even been accused of shilling for it. I admit I've been going for 20 years, and I…

As usual, lots of new faces but some old ones too. Heavenly Bodies is like an entry level place for dancers. They'll hire anybody so you get a lot of beginners. Most need seasoning so…

I bid adieu to my afternoon CF and stuck around for the evening. As usual, the quality of dancer is noticeably higher. I can't remember too many names, but there were several black girls and…

Like most guys, I prefer natural breasts, but as a group, the dancers working Thursday afternoon really needed some work. Most were plain looking, 20 lbs over weight, bad body tone in general and small…

I haven't been to the club in a couple months, and a new wrinkle is dollar shots of premium booze for an hour in the late afternoon. They are small but it's still a pretty…

I unexpectedly popped by the club for the first time in several months for a drink and say 'hi' to anyone I might happen to know. It was pretty empty but the girls that were…

I spent most of the evening with my CF, but there's some new talent! An MILF spinner named Lizzette. She said she only works Fri and Sat night so that's the time to see her,…

I went on a Thursday afternoon, and there was only one dancer I knew, so she monopolized my time. And a good thing, because the quality of the new girls on this visit was quite…

I usually visit in the day as that's when my regulars work, but I was in the neighborhood last night so I popped in to see how the other half lives. I had a great…

It was a pretty slow day, even for a Monday but one of my regulars was there so I had a great time. I saw a couple new faces of interest too; not the usual…

Friday afternoon before Memorial Day might have been dead, but in fact the place was quite busy. One of my regular dancers said she didn't know anyone though; none of her regulars were there besides…

Monday afternoons are slow so there's often a lot of new girls, because the veterans take Monday as an off day. So it's buyer beware when buying dances. Be sure you get an idea of…