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56 reviews by NavelObserver

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

Pay to Tip

I started coming to this club a couple of weeks ago because one of my favorite dancers started to work there. I avoided this club for several years because of its reputation for price…

2 yrs ago2

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Dancer Drink Price Gouging Out of Control

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Even though Camelot has started offering private dances, they have also started an insidious practice of blatant price gouging on dancer drinks. I’ve heard from dancers that management cracks down on them hard if…

3 yrs ago2

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Surprising Impact of Covid on this Club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I’ve been coming to this club regularly since everything shut down in DC except for Paper Moon in Northern Virginia. The reason I’m writing this is to point out a couple of things that…

5 yrs ago2

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Crowded But Out of Shape Dancers

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This club has suffered in the past from a lack of customers. Often it would be nearly empty on the usual slow nights early in the week. It still has problems attracting customers in…

7 yrs ago

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Business picking up

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

The last few evenings I’ve been here, the club has been fairly crowded. This is actually a problem because of the way the seating is set up. There is just a long bench along…

7 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Dislike Cover Charge

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Normally the first floor is open but on this night only the second floor was doing business. This floor is a has been refurbished with nice carpeting and chairs but it set up has…

7 yrs ago1

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Jumping on Sat Night

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This club has a lot of shifts where there are no customers for hours, but Sat night it was packed as were all the major strip clubs in DC. I didn’t see the full lineup but…

7 yrs ago

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

Dead In Early Evenings

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This club is right on the north edge of the famous DuPont Circle commercial and restaurant area and this it’s a bit out of the way. It’s historically been known as a dive club…

7 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

No Afternoon Delight

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Haven't been here in awhile, so I thought it would check up on it. I wasn't expecting much for a Saturday afternoon on a holiday weekend and the club lived up (down) to my expectations.…

7 yrs ago2

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

Reopen of an old club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I entered this review at a prior listing but it got taken down and now this new one listing for this club is up. is up. So I’ll repeat it with a couple…

8 yrs ago5

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

Finally Some Competition in DC

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when it had to close due to the collapse of the building next door. From the pics on the FB page it appears…

8 yrs ago1

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

Finally Some Competition in DC

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when it had to close due to the collapse of the building next door. From the pics on the FB page it appears…

8 yrs ago1

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Lineup is improving

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

There are a bunch of new, good looking girls here now which is attracting a bigger crowd. Many of them landed here from getting off the DC Club Merry-Go-Round. Same girls, same clubs, same…

8 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Changing For The Worse

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I was ticked off previously when this club started to ask for a cover charge at 9pm for $10. But now they've extended it to start at 7pm, but at least its $5. There is…

8 yrs ago

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

Porn Star Night

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I came in to see the featured porn star, Kayden Kross. They advertised two shows but it seemed as though she only did one because it was not crowded. Kross is a stunning…

8 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

The Camelot Point System

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Since DC clubs can't offer lap dances, one of the few ways they make money is selling overpriced drinks. I've heard from a few dancers at this club that the evening shift has a…

8 yrs ago4

The Cheetah

Atlanta, GA

Some real stunners

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Took one for the team and got to experience the VIP room This place seems to have a late shift where tons of dancers fill up the place, at least on a Thursday night. I…

8 yrs ago

Follies

Atlanta, GA

A Bucket List Item Checked

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Found myself in the area so wanted to see for myself if Atlanta has the country's only open orgy club brothel as the reviews suggest. I said Follies was a bucket list item to a regular…

8 yrs ago5

Titillations

Bloomfield, NJ

Lineup is Declining

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I was here about 3 years ago and was blown away by beauty of the dancers. They were overwhelming Russian or European model types. On my return visit, the lineup was not as good…

8 yrs ago2

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Great Varity

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I came here at about 6pm and it was empty . Only two or three dancers. Went back after midnight and it was busy. The girls were a huge mixed bag. I was…

8 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Latina Invasion

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I've noticed an increase in Latina dancers here over the past few months. But tonight it was almost all Latina. There were only two non-Latina dancers. The invasion explains why there is almost…

9 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

A Lot of Geezer Cunstomers

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I haven't been to this club in about a year. I was really surprised. First the dancers were not that bad looking for the most part. A lot of young and thin girls. But…

9 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Not a bad lineup

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Have not been here in more than a year. It was a slow night and the the Latin invasion was in evidence. However they didn't overwhelm the place. Several of them were…

9 yrs ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Worst lineup I've Seen at this club

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've been here several times, but not recently. I was surprised at the poor lineup. I usually have found one or two really gorgeous dancers at this club who have tempted me…

9 yrs ago3

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Continues to Struggle

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Visited this club on a Sunday and it continues to struggle with having a lot of customers. Thus there is a vicious cycle of few costumers leading to fewer dancers, which discourage new customers. The…

9 yrs ago1