Reviews by NavelObserver

I dropped in this place because it was near my hotel. It's an OK place to kill some time but don't think the prices are worth it. There were quite a few girls…

Archibalds has been making changes to its business model and it is all geared toward taking advantage of big spenders. This of course makes no sense in DC where lapdancing and touching is outlawed.…

One of the downsides to being a regular in this club is that when you come on a slow day (usually dayside early in the week) and you just happen to be the only one…

I had not been here for about three or four years. The biggest change was the membership requirement. But at least there is no charge for membership as there is at the other…

I have not bee here for more than a year. The first thing I notice is that there is a "membership" requirement costing $30. Before they didn't seem to bother with that.…

Have not been here in over a year, but I was surprised at the low quality of most of the dancers. Most of them were way out of shape. I came in late…

Heard about the new VIP rooms, but didn't take anyone up on it. The word I got was that they have converted the third floor to have booth for private dances. Since DC…

I haven't been here for a few months and the last time, it was crowded so didn't get any dances. Tuesday night was fairly dead and I was wondering if anyone was going to…

I ventured back here after a long absence. It's still a pain about the $15 cover charge and the $10 parking fee. But they are now liberally giving out free pass cards that…

The weekend lineup at Mpire is usually pretty nice. But whether the club will attract a lot of customers is hit or miss. I think M St., where the club is located, is…

More and more I am getting to the point where this club is not worth it. The main reason is the music. In the evenings all they play is hard core rap.…

I was surprised to find Scores open Friday because of the snow storm, but I'm glad I decided to check it out. It turns out that for the three or four hours I was…

I stayed here a long time looking for a dancer I had seen on a previous visit. Turns out I should have just asked for her. On weekends Scores has such a large…

I had not been here for more than one year. I didn't realize the cover charge had increased to $15. This will deter me from going in the future. It was a…

Stopped by to check this out after not being there for more than a year. Club was packed with standing room only. There was a real party atmosphere and the DJ was keeping…

I stopped by here while traveling through the Carolinas and found it to be a relaxing place to unwind after a long drive. This was late afternoon and it was slow. I decided to ask…

I dropped by on a Satruday afternoon after a lousy time at Camelot because of the horrible loud Heavy Metal and Gangsta Rap music. But when I got to Good Guys, there was full…

Went to this place after getting my iPhone's glass repaired nearby. Hasn't changed since last time I was here a year ago. VA rules ban nude dancing so girls wear pasties. There…

Haven't been here in awhile. Seems to change every time I visit. During this visit, the club had a crew of mostly model quality black dancers, slim and tall. But I only…

There have been no reviews of this club since my last one several months ago. I go to this club frequently to chat with some favorites on the staff. I continue to think…

As other reviewers have noted, the quality has declined. I was not impressed by the looks of the dancers when I visited and during the previous visit a few weeks ago. The dancers…

Have not been here for a long time and wanted to check it out to see if it had improved. It hasn't. There were more dancers than customers. It seemed to be…

On this visit, I found out that Mpire is planning to have some kind of membership arrangement next year. I could not get a clear picture of how this might work. I at…

Archibald's has just re-opened its main first floor after several months of renovation. There had been some speculation that the renovation might have been prompted by the competition from the Mpire Club, which has a…

I also hit this club up on Friday. I've mixed impressions and I'll give them time to sort things out. It is very modern and clean looking. But it is rather small.…