Reviews

Visited this club on a Sunday and it continues to struggle with having a lot of customers. Thus there is a vicious cycle of few costumers leading to fewer dancers, which discourage new customers.

The…

I dropped in this place because it was near my hotel. It's an OK place to kill some time but don't think the prices are worth it. There were quite a few girls…

Archibalds has been making changes to its business model and it is all geared toward taking advantage of big spenders. This of course makes no sense in DC where lapdancing and touching is outlawed.…

One of the downsides to being a regular in this club is that when you come on a slow day (usually dayside early in the week) and you just happen to be the only one…

I had not been here for about three or four years. The biggest change was the membership requirement. But at least there is no charge for membership as there is at the other…

I have not bee here for more than a year. The first thing I notice is that there is a "membership" requirement costing $30. Before they didn't seem to bother with that.…

Have not been here in over a year, but I was surprised at the low quality of most of the dancers. Most of them were way out of shape. I came in late…

Heard about the new VIP rooms, but didn't take anyone up on it. The word I got was that they have converted the third floor to have booth for private dances. Since DC…

I haven't been here for a few months and the last time, it was crowded so didn't get any dances. Tuesday night was fairly dead and I was wondering if anyone was going to…

I ventured back here after a long absence. It's still a pain about the $15 cover charge and the $10 parking fee. But they are now liberally giving out free pass cards that…

The weekend lineup at Mpire is usually pretty nice. But whether the club will attract a lot of customers is hit or miss. I think M St., where the club is located, is…

More and more I am getting to the point where this club is not worth it. The main reason is the music. In the evenings all they play is hard core rap.…