I don't know about you, but I'd volunteer to investigate this accident for the insurance company....
I don't know about you, but I'd volunteer to investigate this accident for the insurance company....
The Lord Mane even made it to church after....
No more "Greecing" bouncers or club managers!
We're all doomed! Doomed I say!
Run for the hills! Women and children first!
When we wake up tomorrow, the sun won't rise in the East and it won't set in…
Papi a "Douchebag loser....?"
A pathetic loser, sure... But never a douchebag loser.... Lol. ;)
Strippers. Whatcha gonna do? It's all stripper shit and stripper web drama stuff.
Next thing you know, they are going to have sharks with freakin' lasers on their heads.... Just like Dr. Evil always wanted!
Malaysian flight 370...
Amelia Earhart...
Randolph Scott...
The Ark of the Covenant...
My first girlfriend...
That bouncer Rick greased using "the system".
My friend's hair on his head...
The guy who sang: "She blinded me with science"...
And most importanly... all my money.
The local dentist office must be missing a few canisters of the stuff....
All those pictures of juice in protective gear?
He doesn't work for a pharmaceutical/medical company. He's been performing experiments on chickens to get more wings and drum sticks!!!!!
Now that's some XXXTra chicken wings and drumsticks!