I must be a glutton for...
I must be a glutton for punishment, so I went to this club again (I was there a month and a half ago, and my review is still in the latest 3, so seemingly no one's got anything worth saying about this place!). If anything, my experience was worse than the last time, when at least a stage dancer or two were worth looking at. This time it was basically a total disaster.
This joint is definitely a Cougars' place, the few Kittens were severely ungainly and overweight with nothing in the way of male entertainment to offer. But still I sat, waiting for I-don't-know-what. A few dancers approached me and asked if I wanted a lap dance, but none were at all enticing. Apparently, my dissatisfaction showed, and the girls got together to try to entice me into a dance. Realizing that I wasn't interested in any of the girls I had already seen, they sent for "reserves".
Finally, a thin, well-proportioned fairly pretty lady (a Cougar) came out from the back and sat down with me. She was upbeat and friendly, and worthy of presenting herself on a stage for enjoyable viewing, if you know what I mean. She told me about the girls sending her out after they all failed to even drag a smile out of me, and I told her that she was the first girl I'd seen that day that would make me smile. She offered to get on stage and dance (there were very few customers, and there were many long spells with no dancers on stage at all), and when she came out, I sat ringside and tossed a bunch of $1s out for her. She gave a good show, and seemed to be planning to come over afterward and offer a private dance, but then one of her regulars sat down ringside and she forgot about me. After her dance, she bee-lined to her friend and disappeared into the back with him for a while (Sundays is 30 minutes for $150, so I guess he was biting).
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