I arrived Sat night at about...

I arrived Sat night at about 9, the night shift was just getting into gear. Had to pay $5 to park (valet is the same price, so I opted to park myself, since leaving is quicker that way), and I had a coupon for entry which said on it "Friday-Saturday half price", but the guy let me in for free. Well, that was the last bargain I got that night. Individual lap dances are $41 topless, $51 nude (but 2-for-1 seems to always be available), and there are VIP deals which are pretty much on par price-wise with the rest of the LA area, so you could go that route if you're willing to spend some cash.

The first 20 minutes were boring, I saw one hot petite girl on stage who caught my fancy, and tried to get her attention (tipped her on the stage, made eye contact a few times, etc.), but she was trying to convince some old guy to take her for a sky-box dance (this is 5 songs for $200 upstairs in a more private setting -- other girls told me the VIP is a way better deal). She convinced him, and off they went, so I watched the show, which had quite pretty girls but none my type during those 10-15 minutes. During this time I was approached by a number of attractive willing girls offering a lap dance, but none were my type, so I graciously (?) declined. Then one cutie sat down next to me, and I wasn't going to take her for a dance, but she was effectively locking me away from the other girls by sitting there with me, so what to do?...

Then this little petite girl (her name is Emmy) came back on stage, so I said to the girl sitting with me, "I promised this kid I would watch her dance, so please excuse me." and I got up and sat down at the stage and plunked down a large wad of singles. After she finished she said she'd be right over, so I went back to my table, hoping this other broad wouldn't approach. She didn't, and I got to meet Emmy, who is a recent Thai immigrant who looks 15 (but is almost twice that ), she's petite and tight, and perfect. I asked her what happens in a private dance (she was offering 2-for-1), and she said just dancing. I pressed her and she said she's not that type. Well, I really like high-mileage dances, but she is so gorgeous I decided I would do the 2-for-1 with her, and although I got very little contact, it was worth it, she's such a babe.