What a downer! Wouldn't you know,...

What a downer! Wouldn't you know, the only truly pretty girl in the place was -- you guessed it -- the waitress!

The dancers were rather ancient and showing every minute of it, which makes it not fun to watch! The private dances are bikini only, and in the VIP room ($155, I think) nudity is up to the dancer to decide (I hope she tells you before you go in what she's offering). Also, the girls are quite pushy and annoying, as is the pretty waitress (every time a girl sat down next to me to solicit, she hurried over asking if I'd buy the lady a drink, and every time someone sat down with a girl for a semi-private bikini dance, she ran over to sell a drink or two).

It's true that in general, afternoons have less quality girls on average, but there's usually a decent mix -- read my reviews of The GodFather and Bare Elegance in Van Nuys, and Flamingo in Anaheim -- as opposed to this place, where there were a decent number of dancers, but they pretty much all were pushing their limits, to put it nicely. There was one young girl there, but she was pretty much ignoring the crowd, so I didn't get a chance to feel her out (up?).