Agent_Zero

Charlotte, North Carolina

Reviews by Agent_Zero

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  8 years ago
  Super Fuego

  Bladensburg, Maryland
  The last hope

  Fuego, oh, Fuego. This club may be the last hope for the PG County strip club scene. The problem is the County Executive and County Council want this place and other PG County clubs...
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  8 years ago
  Bazz & Crue

  Forestville, Maryland
  Airport Security Entry Process

  It’s like going through fucking airport security just getting into this club. I got here on Saturday night after 1am (It's technically Sunday morning). The chinese guy at the front desk (I shall refer...
  Comments: 3

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  Aravas
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  8 years ago
  Sinsaysionals

  Seabrook, Maryland
  Fuck this club

  This club is a waste of wood. If President Donald Trump wants to “Bomb the shit” out of something, he can make this his first target. The dancers here are old, busted, mean, dirt...
  Comments: 4

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  Agent_Zero
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  8 years ago
  Norma Jeans

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Never come here if you're a straight man

  Stay far away from this club. I was here on Saturday night, November 19th and I swear on my life I won’t step back in this club for a lonnnnnnnng time… if ever. There...
  Comments: 3

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  Agent_Zero
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  8 years ago
  Ace of Clubs

  Atlanta, Georgia
  First time in Atlanta

  I was in Charlotte the last weekend in October. It was very warm. Probably 80 degrees every day I was there. I decided to make the four hour drive to Atlanta since I would...
  Comments: 6

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  Agent_Zero
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  8 years ago
  Super Fuego

  Bladensburg, Maryland
  Make America Great Again

  This club is becoming hit or miss. All the old favorites like Mocha, Fancy, Brick House, Uniqua (Unique), and others are no longer here. I was here around 1:30am. It was crowded as I...
  Comments: 3

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  Aravas
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  8 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  Reconnaissance

  The good 'ole days of the strip club experience are GONE. I visited E.I., 2’ o’clock Club, and Fuego Friday night just to see if there was any new talent. I haven’t been to...
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  8 years ago
  Two O'Clock Club

  Baltimore, Maryland
  A damn shame, Trinidad

  Don’t waste your time coming here. The music is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too loud to enjoy yourself. And Management WON’T turn it down. Smh. Trust me, I know… I asked them to and nothing happened. The...
  Comments: 3

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  Aravas
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  9 years ago
  Norma Jeans

  Baltimore, Maryland
  First visit in a Year

  From my home in Washington DC to Norma Jeans in Baltimore is a 40 minute ride. But I was up to nothing and decided to make a trip. I read some reviews on this...
  Comments: 2

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  Agent_Zero
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  9 years ago
  Super Fuego

  Bladensburg, Maryland
  Fuego Return

  I arrived to this club after a disappointing visit to Norma Jeans earlier in the evening. I arrived at 12:30am on Saturday (Sunday morning). I haven’t been to this club in a LONNNNNNNGGGGG time....
  Comments: 4

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  Agent_Zero
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  9 years ago
  X4B

  Temple Hills, Maryland
  First time at X4B

  Don’t waste your money nor ear drums in this fucked up club. I had never been here before. I read reviews that it was a knock off of Bazz and Crue. So after I...
  Comments: 3

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  9 years ago

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  Agent_Zero
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  9 years ago
  Super Fuego

  Bladensburg, Maryland
  My first time at Fuego in a long time.

  I was in this club last night. I met my girlfriend in this club months ago. Y’all know her as “Miami”. So I don’t really do the strip club thing anymore. I got her...
  Comments: 7

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  Clackport
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  9 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  This club is a waste of fucking time.

  I hadn’t been to a strip club in a long time. This is not my “I’m Back” review. Not at all. Actually I may never return to this club. I arrived to E.I. around...
  Comments: 3

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  Agent_Zero
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  9 years ago
  Norma Jeans

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Useless club...

  From my home in Washington DC to Norma Jeans in Baltimore is a 40 minute ride on Interstate Highyway 295. I enjoy the ride though. I arrived here around 11pm on Saturday, September 5....
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  10 years ago
  Mile High Club DC

  Clinton, Maryland
  This was my first ever visit...

  This was my first ever visit to the Mile High Lounge. I arrived here on Tuesday, March 31, 2015 around 8pm. The address is actually “6420” Aaron Lane, and not “7911”. It is in...
  Comments: 9

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  Agent_Zero
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  10 years ago
  Norma Jeans

  Baltimore, Maryland
  I arrived her on Saturday, March...

  I arrived her on Saturday, March 28, 2015 around 12midnight. This club is pretty good. The only problem I have with this club is that it has more of a party atmosphere rather than...
  Comments: 14

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  vito88
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  10 years ago
  Bazz & Crue

  Forestville, Maryland
  This club has DEFINITELY taken a...

  This club has DEFINITELY taken a nose dive into the dark and shallow pit of misery. I arrived at Bazz around 2am on Friday night/Saturday morning on March 28, 2015. I made this trip...
  Comments: 24

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  johndough20020
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  10 years ago
  Sinsaysionals

  Seabrook, Maryland
  There’s sooooooooo many things wrong with...

  There’s sooooooooo many things wrong with this club that I can’t recommend it. It should be noted that I’m a well respected user on this site. My reviews are honest and I try to...
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  Agent_Zero
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  10 years ago
  Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

  Baltimore, Maryland
  I have one word for this...

  I have one word for this club: GHETTO. I have one suggestion for this club: DON’T COME HERE. I arrived to this club on a Tuesday night around 10pm I believe. Usually I’d park...
  Comments: 2

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  Agent_Zero
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  10 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  This review shall be a mix...

  This review shall be a mix of club details and my personal experience this particular day at Ebony Inn. I hope my buddy Chulo isn’t reading this. Lol. I can already expect to hear...
  Comments: 24

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  Agent_Zero
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  10 years ago
  Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Around 11pm on Friday, February 6,...

  Around 11pm on Friday, February 6, 2015 I was crossing East Baltimore Street to head to Norma Jeans when I was approached by some hustlers on the corner who ran some “game” and convinced...
  Comments: 4

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  Agent_Zero
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  10 years ago
  Harley Riders Night Club

  Clinton, Maryland
  I came here on a Friday...

  I came here on a Friday night in January 2015. I can’t remember the exact date but my experience was sooooooooo deplorable it probably doesn’t even matter if I remember honestly. It was a...
  Comments: 9

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  Agent_Zero
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  10 years ago
  Norma Jeans

  Baltimore, Maryland
  This review will be the 100th...

  This review will be the 100th review of Norma Jeans. Also, this may be my final review for a while on this site in general. I entered Norma Jeans a little after midnight on...
  Comments: 2

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  Agent_Zero
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  10 years ago
  Super Fuego

  Bladensburg, Maryland
  Tonight was a typical night for...

  Tonight was a typical night for me at Fuego. I arrived here around 11:30pm after I wasted an hour of my life at Showcase Theater in Beltsville. As I park my car and begin...