johnobody

Reviews by johnobody

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  9 years ago
  Katie's Place

  2264 E 5th St Dayton, OH 45403
  I don't see how they are still in business

  I really don't know. I was the only guy in there. It was late evening. They had 2 dancers and a bartender. None of them was worth watching dance, but...
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  9 years ago
  New York New York Cabaret

  1221 E 2nd St Franklin, OH 45005
  I Found One I Like

  I'd wanted to check this one out for a while, but always seemed to have kids in the car when passing. I don't think it would go over well for me to leave the...
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  9 years ago
  Gatsby's Pub South

  1832 Cleveland Ave SW Canton, OH 44707
  Great Quality, but Not Enough Quantity

  Well, the title pretty much says it. For most of my stay, there were a number of pretty girls in the club, but only ONE was properly undressed for dancing. The bartender was wonderful...
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  10 years ago
  Polekatz Northwest Indiana

  9148 Melton Rd Gary, IN 46403
  The reviews looked good. I...

  The reviews looked good. I try to prioritize my visits to clubs based on Dollar Value Ratings. I guess my definition of dollar value is vastly different from other people's definition. ...
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  10 years ago
  The Event Center

  2130 Wagner Ford Rd, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
  I reviewed this club once or...

  I reviewed this club once or twice before. It had some real possibilities when they were first opening under new management, but WOW! There were a few guys out front, of mixed race. That...
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  11 years ago
  The Event Center

  2130 Wagner Ford Rd, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
  I visited on Labor Day. After...

  I visited on Labor Day. After driving an hour to get there (because Columbus clubs have gotten too expensive and puritanical), I found, despite the hours posted on the sign, was closed without any...
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  11 years ago
  Teazers

  153 McIllwain Rd Holladay, TN 38341
  The club is huge and dimly...

  The club is huge and dimly lit. It took some time for my eyes to get used to the light. Once i could see, I noticed that there were a lot of high quality...
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  11 years ago
  Dreamers Lounge

  3701 Cleveland Ave, Columbus, OH 43224, USA*
  This club has improved, radically, since...

  This club has improved, radically, since my last visit. The doorman was courteous. It is still a rough neighborhood and you will be patted down. There were some familiar faces (one who has been...
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  11 years ago
  Fox's Den

  15200 Brookpark Rd Cleveland, OH 44135
  I've reviewed this club before. ...

  I've reviewed this club before. I like the place. It's unpretentious and cozy, even if it is slightly dive-ish at first glance. The bar staff is much better than last time....
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  11 years ago
  The Landing Strip

  835 Delphos Ave Lima, OH 45801
  I was traveling in the area...

  I was traveling in the area and was going to be in Lima over night. It was after 10:00 when I got settled into the hotel enough to be bored. After a...
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  11 years ago
  Living Room

  3453 N Dixie Dr, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
  Please don't assume that any of...

  Please don't assume that any of the words I have chosen in this review to be meant to have a double meaning. Nothing happened at the club last night that would have upset...
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  11 years ago
  Club Princeton

  425 S Princeton Ave, Columbus, OH 43223
  First of all, it's not a...

  First of all, it's not a strip club. It's a "Lifestyle Club" or swinger's club. It is very nicely decorated and has a tremendous variety of rooms that cater to all sorts...
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  11 years ago
  Ohana's

  2175 S High St Columbus, OH 43207
  If you are going out as...

  If you are going out as a single guy, don't bother to go there unless you are just a perfect physical specimen (and then, you may or may not have any luck). It...
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  11 years ago
  Fox's Den

  15200 Brookpark Rd Cleveland, OH 44135
  I have seen some less than...

  I have seen some less than positive reviews of this club. I understand the complaints, but the quality of the dancers seems to be better than the atmosphere the bar has. In...
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  11 years ago
  Club Venus

  500 Madison Ave, Covington, KY 41011, USA*
  Let's start with the time and...

  Let's start with the time and day of the week. I went I'm JUST after opening on an otherwise nondescript Saturday. One bartender, one old fart and me in the bar. I was overcharged...
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  11 years ago
  House of Babes

  2595 S High St Columbus, OH 43207
  I'm typing this on my phone,...

  I'm typing this on my phone, so please excuse any typographical errors. I went to Fox Run first, but they didn't open until 7:00, so I went north to House of Babes. I arrived AT...
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  12 years ago
  The Harem Dayton

  5813 N Dixie Dr, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
  I drove to Dayton (again) hoping...

  I drove to Dayton (again) hoping Flamingo's would be showing some signs of life and was disappointed. Since I was ready to see some naked women, I went to the next bar on...
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  12 years ago
  Sirens

  6190 Cleveland Ave Columbus, OH 43231
  The club opens at 11:00 a.m....

  The club opens at 11:00 a.m. on weekdays. It was 11:40 and I needed a boob fix. I was in the neighborhood anyway, so I went in in spite of a couple...
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  12 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  3626 Calumet Ave Hammond, IN 46320
  I was in town on business...

  I was in town on business and my meetings had concluded early, so I went to this place. It had what I have come to refer to as Upper-class-Strip-Bar decor. Some neon...
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  12 years ago
  Living Room

  3453 N Dixie Dr, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
  I decided to hit a strip...

  I decided to hit a strip club before going home on Monday. The club had a good decor and was next door to an adult toy store (a plus if I can get...
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  12 years ago
  Sharky's Lounge

  6061 N Dixie Dr, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
  I went to Dayton because I...

  I went to Dayton because I have had a good time at Flamingo's. Unfortunately, Flamingo's has a sign that says "Closed for renovation". If anybody knows how it really got closed and when/if...
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  13 years ago
  Flamingo Showclub

  6905 N Dixie Dr, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
  After a disappointing evening at Dreamer's...

  After a disappointing evening at Dreamer's in Columbus (there will be a review), I decided to give Dayton a try. At first blush, the selection in Dayton was going to be sparse (this...
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  13 years ago
  Déjà Vu Showgirls

  516 Old State Rt 74 Cincinnati, OH 45244
  "It was like a museum. Very...

  "It was like a museum. Very Pretty and Very Cold." (Ferris Bueller) There is No Contact. Pasties are worn after a certain time. The girls are quite beautiful, but this club strictly adheres to all...
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  13 years ago
  Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

  75 KY-465, Sparta, KY 41086, USA*
  I was passing this club's interchange...

  I was passing this club's interchange on a business trip and decided to stop and see what Kentucky had to offer. I made it in just before they started charging a cover. ...