First International Club Visit (Barely)

I had a bit of time until my flight out of YYZ, so I fit in my first strip club visit outside of the US.

I walked in to find a shallow stage against the far wall with many low tables in front of it. Toward the back and up a couple steps there is a bar. I asked for a club soda, they asked for $7.50. Yikes! Here's the weird bit for me, coming from the US. Tipping? Do you toss 'loonies' and 'twonies' at the dancers on stage. Seemed loud and dangerous so I figured that wasn't the route. Given that it was around 2pm on 1/2 there weren't many other patrons to set an example. I think there were two other guys, both with dancers toward the back. There look to be a couple attractive dancers and a few more average looking girls, but I had a flight to catch and wasn't feeling super comfortable so when Kelsi, the first full set I had seen on-stage after walking in, approached for a dance I went for it.

Kelsi is a stacked blond. Thick in the right places and a nice pair. She walked me back to a dingy, dim dance room. There's a decent amount of room between the couches, so even though the next one over was occupied I didn't feel crowded. But it's definitely seen better days. She laid a handkerchief on my lap (these never stay in place) and chatted until the next song started. $20 for a decent dance and I headed out.