Comments by SquareCastle (page 2)

^yawn^ quick, someone give this loser and his 4 different usernames a lesson in satiric comedy. The only thing funny, yet pathetic at the time, is your inability to induce a humor response from anyone else outside of your small circle of self created user names. Now pull down your Pepe the Frog thong and let dickish Rick impale your tonsils through your backside. Which I’m sure is the only action you’ve experienced since your red tube membership was cancelled for non payment. Time to slither back to 4chan 🤡. “ROAR!”

@DTS- I think right now Synn is better than SRCOI pound for pound. Maybe that changes in the future but right now it seems to be doing better

Polyester makes my skin itch. I do like the Bee Gees though. So, in that case……

I’ll pass. They’d probably make me watch Andrew Tate youtube shorts in between songs.

^Cue the wah wah wah fail sound effect. At least the writers over at The Harvard Lampoon are nominally funny.

I hate spouting political opinions on strip club review sites but “I’ll play along”. I agree and if that happens, I’ll strongly consider the immediate liquidation of all my domestic assets and move to Columbia (my significant other is welcome to come along if she wants to). I can buy a mansion in Cartagena for the price of an American RV and I’ll live out the rest of my days under the umbrella of a real democracy. I also won’t be hassled for drinks at any of their strip clubs. Win-win.

I did read the bio and it only led me further down a road of disillusionment and confoundment. Oh well, maybe bad satire just isn’t my thing.

I’m a bit confused, are these pseudo self aggrandizing posts supposed to be funny or are they just a desperate/insidious attempt to incite “flame wars” between Rick/Non Rick supporters? The poster always sounds very incelish. Almost like a failed comedic beat writer.

Please don’t inbox me who the dancer was unless you’ve written more than 5-6 reviews. Loose lips with 0-5 reviews often sink ships.

Who cares. YMMV.

Now there’s a way to get in for free 😬

😂 😂 trolling the trolls is absolutely hilarious…..I’ve never had a troll hit the ignore button on me before but that would be irony at its finest.

I’m confused, how come he didn’t just let her keep the 10 dollar bill??

Have to plead the 5th but like the old adage goes, your pricing and mileage may vary. Unfortunately , there is rarely any set pricing in this business. What someone charges you may not be tantamount to what someone charges me. There are no pricing guarantees and the median range for any particular service is probably anywhere from 200-1500 dollars.

I’m pretty sure she never liked you in the first place and taking your money was no longer worth the pain and agony of having to interact with you.

I’m all for banning him. I know there are philosophical codes and mantras making this a bit of a hard decision, but ignoring the little guy is the same as mitigating “free speech” in my opinion. I mean, technically, you can’t yell fire in a crowded theatre and we all have mandates we have to adhere in our daily professional lives. Just ban him and be done with him.

Just delete him. It’s that simple. He brings 0 value to the site and we’ve already begrudgingly wasted precious seconds of our lives illustrating the obvious. He can always create an account on USA Sex Guide with the rest of the misanthropic, lonely and delusional guys on that site. He’ll fit right in.

I’m convinced vanillaextract is dusty reincarnated. Gotta be the same IP address. Even the writing style is the same.

Boot him like you’re handing out water to people in an election line in Atlanta - From Curb episode 1 season 12. Must watch if you haven’t already btw.

@mogul1985 - perhaps, but she was always really guarded about her personal life. She told me she had “dabbled in trading in her past life” and she really knew things most amateurs wouldn’t know. I’d guess she had a background in finance somehow but she never gave me much info about her personal life in general. She was smart but always very formal.

Not to sound arrogant, but unless it’s a woman I’m wildly attracted to, I’d prefer to cut right to the chase. The level of interest from a social standpoint is always going to be highly disproportionate given age discrepancies amongst other things. How long can one talk about Instagram, money, food and/or trap music without getting bored or struggling to relate. I only enjoyed talking extensively with one dancer on a social level and she had both dry wit and knew quite a bit about trading. Definitely an aberration from the norm. She was hot too but of course didn’t do anything outside of the bare minimum (stage dancing and standard dances). That’s a rarity though.

Some of us have wives that hate us, what would make a dancer who you pay for a pleasurable catharsis any different ? 😂 .

Very well written and a great read, but should go under the “No Shit Sherlock” category of discussion. Having fun and taking things at face value is definitely something that’s lacking amongst the new breed of young PLs going into the club. These young guys start falling in love and often delude themselves, that is until she cleans out their money market savings accounts, stops returning their calls and blocks them on IG. It’s all in the game though. Lmao.

Not really, but I knew a smoking hot dancer in Portland that would brush her teeth after every dance. She was an extras girl and really into dental hygiene. I respected her for it. Had never seen that before.