Posts by Ermita_Nights

I know one stripper who has one name that she uses at the club and at home. Most have two. And now I know one girl who seems to have a new name every time I talk to her. So…

Tuscl currently lists 53 strip clubs in the Detroit area. You could visit a different one every week for a year and have one left over for your birthday. I've been to 13 of them. Has anyone ever made an effort…

Middle eastern prince spends half a million for 15 minutes with Kristen Stewart: http://entertainment.time.com/2013/09/12/man-paid-500000-to-spend-15-minutes-with-kristen-stewart/?iid=obnetwork I'm guessing he didn't even get a lap dance, much less any extras. But I could be wrong, it doesn't say.

My boss just told me I'm going to Iceland on business. "Great!" I thought. Scandinavian beauties! So I did some research and... strip clubs are banned in Iceland. There aren't any. Prostitution is illegal too, unlike the rest of Europe.…

I don't go to strip clubs for the drinks. But when I'm there I like to have a drink. Normally I have either straight liquor or some kind of mixed drink, but I don't get cocktails at strip clubs because…

I've got $40 to spend. Should I renew my TUSCL membership or get a couple of lap dances?

I was at a Toledo club last night, was about to leave and discovered I was missing my belt. I had to track down the stripper who had removed it to get it back. She was on stage so she…

I just got back from an unexpected trip to Tampa. I tried, but between family and work obligations, and flight schedules, I just couldn't make it to Mons Venus. So go ahead and tell me what a bonehead I am.…

I'm strictly a cash kind of guy, especially in the club. With inflation these days, I don't even like to leave the house with less than $500 in my pocket. As this is a pretty big wad of twenties, I…

Slightly OT, since she wasn't a stripper, but still kind of interesting. Presumably if she had been a stripper, there would have been no question about compensation. CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA—An Australian court has ruled that a bureaucrat who was injured while having…

"Tremaine Neverson, did throw a sum of United States currency at the complainant and said sum of United States currency struck the complainant's left eye causing substantial pain to her left eye." http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/15/trey-songz-arrested-strip-club-assault/

A dancer told me one advantage of a fully shaved pussy is that she can't get crabs. Is that true?