Reviews by trapdoor

Friend from out of town was visiting and wanted to enjoy a little entertainment with his drinks, which prompted me to explain to him how terrible San Jose is for clubs. The ones...

As many others have mentioned, if you're from out of town, it's best to drive yourself than to take a taxi or rideshare. As I entered the club, there were a couple of "bros"...

This review is comprised of a multi-day visit from this past week. I usually arrived around 12:30p to a less than half-full parking lot. Worried that this was the sign of the times, I...

Wanting to celebrate after a good week on Vegas, I drove from the Cosmo to Palomino. I've been advised to drive there to avoid cover charge, however, I was asked to pay $10...

Entered around 7:30p to see if the earlier shift was gonna be better than DVLC and noticed it was pretty empty. I did run into a familiar face of a dancer who had...

Came in close to 8p and was one of 5 or so PL's in the club. Talent was a little rough with an overweight Latina and a few blondes. Nothing to write...

Utah is weird to say the least...been seeing a lot of stuff related to beehives and sugar stands where people can get their fix of weird sodas and all sorts of stuff. Needless...

As the title states, I was in town for the past few days and will be reviewing the 3 visits I made to the club. As previous reviews have mentioned, a lot of new dancers...

Was in town for work and decided I would finally check out Palomino. Left the Cosmo a little after 1a and took a taxi to the club. Little did I know how...

As others have noted, day shift appears to be missing a few notable dancers. Didn't see Jeanie and had heard Mimi is no longer working at HL. Saw Tana which was a reminder of...

First time visiting Kittens and to my surprise, there was a bar next door to the club! Had heard that the bar and club were both owned by the same people. I...

Fortunate to be in town for my second Toys for Tatas event, so had to stop by in the morning before my flight back home. After finding out about it, I made sure to...

Arrived at about 6:00p on Thursday and noticed a fair amount of customers in the club. Was a little surprised, but figured these were people stopping in from work on their way home to...

Bored with nothing to do at my hotel, figured I'd drive from downtown to check out this club/bar. As soon as I walked in, I noticed a larger light-skinned black dancer working her stage...

Was in Phoenix over the past weekend and made an effort to stop by HL. They still have their liquor license (for now), and still have their happy hour 2-for-1 specials. I...

I travel for work and take advantage of that to visit clubs when I get into town. Not having any evening plans other than watching MNF, I decided to hit up PT's. ...

Went on Wednesday evening after 10p as I was back in Seattle with nothing better to do. Grabbed a seat at an empty table and a waitress quickly took my drink order. ...

Review is of last Friday & Saturday afternoon visits. Some newer bouncers than I remember from my last visit a while ago, so they asked to view my ID (no scan/no fee). Walked right...

Men's restroom light was working. Not sure why everyone feels inclined to discuss this, but the facility wasn't as horrendous as some have made it out to be. Anyways, came here for the dancers and...

Hadn't been here in years and I must say that the vibe is MUCH improved! Last visit, it felt more like a dive bar than anything else. The lights were on, music only played...

Was in Montego Bay for a wedding and came here the night before the ceremony with the groom and the other groomsmen. The club is located outside of "MoBay" and was in an...

Stopped by about a half-hour after they opened on Saturday. Valet was already setup ($10) and had asked if I wanted to keep my keys. Interesting, I thought, but since I had a rental,...

Like most people who have been disappointed with the decline at HL, I ventured to Christie's as I heard they have some really good looking dancers. Came on a Saturday night and was slightly...

They finally got rid of the stupid laser light show! During stage performances, they used to have numerous lasers shooting all over the place (sometimes at your eyes). Glad to see they got rid...