Reviews by DoctorQuality

No major negatives, recommended. A few attractive dancers, the rest average or below. Low thug-factor, venue nicely appointed. Customers are mostly blue-collar, Al Bundy in nature. Location was convenient, on a main highway, just off…

This place, once almost 5-star, is still going downhill, but there’s few options in town. Thugwear now allowed, that should tell you something. There’s still that core group of dancers in total scam & bullshit…

Gone downhill. First visit since format change to “nude, not booze.” Quality of girls is down. Generally, I'm not impressed. Previous “get in free” cards no longer valid, but honored for a $4 discount. The…

Steer clear. Posh atmo but many dancers are VERY greedy, scheming & rude. Pvt dances $40!?! In the last 3 years, I’ve seen more ROB & diva stripper shit per square inch in this club…

OPENING REMARKS: Well, unlike the nearby phoney-baloney Green Door, this IS a swingers club, it's just a d@mn empty one. My visit was a supreme waste of time. I would give it a second shot,…

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Basically it's a single male tourist trap that leaves them feeling ripped off for $100. There is some slim chance genuine swinging couples might meet other couples here - and I'd suggest they…

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Vegas' best known, most popular, pay-at-the-door swingers club. For average-to-hot looking couples looking to play with other couples, this is almost a sure thing. Ka-ching! For single men, it's worth the trip off…

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Some refreshing of the private area furnishings & an unfortunate increase in the percentage of less-than-5 dancers. Other than that, it's still the same joint it's been for years. For kitty-up-close, this…

This space is just too huge and too over-the-top luxurious to stay dark for long. So now, in March 2012, it is opening yet again, this time under the name Cover Girls - but it's…

NOT THAT BAD, BUT IN VEGAS THERE ARE EVEN BETTER OPTIONS … Sapphire's cavernous space sounds great, but it's actually problematic. During off-peak times, dancers and customers can have difficulty finding each other. And keeping…

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: 2.5 stars. Not recommended for upscale clubbers and/or out-of-towners. Most dancers were average or below-average in appearance, at best. Borderline-sketchy clientele. And the club's running on auto-pilot. I won't return. Instead, I'll check…

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Four stars & recommended. The good news is that it's nude, reasonably upscale, the dancers are attractive, hustle is low, there's a good bit of high-contact sport, back rooms are very private, there's…

3.5 stars & recommended. You wouldn't think it, but of the three (and ONLY three) clubs in the immediate Raleigh area, this one is your best bet. Even though the other two club spaces are…

Two stars. And kick me. I clearly learned after visiting nearby Camelot (reviewed) that the no-touch, no-lap-dance DC & NoVa clubs are a frustrating & pointless waste of time. On the other hand, zero cover…

A local's mid-level club that, in the end, earned a huge thumbs-up. I arrived in JAX on a business trip pre-planned to visit Sinsations. Though I almost always discount cabbie advice as influenced by club…

Ok, DC. Only stage dances and stage tipping. No lap dances, zero contact, no nudity. Throw your buck on the little stage. At the end the dancer picks them all up. Later she MAY pass…