Atlantis
1897 E Lincoln Hwy Ford Heights, IL 60411

This is one of the nicest...

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chiefwiggum
Feb 11, 2008, 12:00 AM
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This is one of the nicest clubs that I go to in terms of decor. The girls are pretty good, though I think Heavenly Bodies is better overall (HB is my standard average for hotness. Anything better is pure gravy, anything worse is not worth my time). It's kinda pricey at $30/song (my apologies, I can't remember exactly the price, too much drinking I think), but when compared to other clubs like HB, in turns out to be about the same. HB is like on average $10 for 90 secs. Average song at Atlantis is 4.5 minutes, so it all works out. However, what makes Atlantis better is the high mileage. A lot of the girls are heavy, but probably put out a lot (I don't dance with heavy girls anymore). The really hot ones have fake racks and for the most part, I'm boycotting enhancements, so I don't dance with them either. However, I think the old adage is true that if the girl has work done, then she's making a lot of money, and she's making a lot of money because she's giving out high mileage. One girl tells me that several girls are complete freaks (finger blasting, making out, licking and sucking), while a handful are straight up hoes. I haven't found them out yet. I think if they look tipsy (the clubs likes to drink and roll, if you know what I mean), then there's a good chance that they will put out high mileage. You might get some good mileage if you have something to barter, but since I don't dabble in that stuff at all (not judging anyone, but don't bring it by me) I don't know for sure. I have a feeling that Chris Rock is wrong about the Champagne room, but the cost (I think it's $250/half-hr, probably more) prohibits me from exploring. At that cost, you might as well go get a pro.

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