Mirage
414 W Ridge Rd Rochester, NY 14615

I went this place because I...

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chiefwiggum
May 28, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I went this place because I had nothing better to do on Friday night. The bouncer demanded money right away, didn't even give me a chance to see if it's worth it. I rated the physical rating of this club a 5, dead average, i.e. a shithole in the wall. Sounds terrible, but that's average. Most of the girls seem to be from the local junior college. I rated the girls a 7, but it's really a 6.5 and I just rounded up. There were two spinners with heavy tats, which isn't my thing. But, they were hot (just imagine no tats). I'm a big fan of large breasts, however, none of the thinner girls were packing. The other girls were hefty, well, let's say well-fed, that's just a little bit bigger than big-boned. There isn't much in terms of dancer ability. A lot of them were new to the game. I wish I remembered the girl I danced with. Large natural rack, thin, but not spinner thin, i.e. my type of girl. You get your dance from the bartender. It was 1 for 25. I tried negotiating 2 for 50, but it was a no-go (so I got 2). For this girl's first weekend, she did allow a lot of access (definitely high mileage). I just went for heavy breast play as I didn't want to upset her dream of what dancing should be. Normally, I wouldn't go back to a place like this, but I would just for this girl. Unfortunately, I believe they have a lot of turnover and I find the mileage in the ROC to be all over the place, though trending towards terrible (approaching Chicago). Oh, the "dance booth" is a toilet size area with curtains on a small couch, surrounded by red curtains. The guy next to me sounded like he was having a lot of fun, like way too much fun. This girl had long brown curly hair and her boyfriend was there, some jail-bait looking dude, about half my size, like a broomstick, some sort of asian or half-asian. Not that I have anything against this guy, I just really like his girl (as hot, if not hotter than most of the girls in Niagara).

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