Crystals
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13011 Ontario 20, Allanburg, ON L0S 1A0, Canada*

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chiefwiggum
Sep 25, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I've been to this club a bunch of times and always have a good time. I work in New York and I would easily drive the hour or so to get out here. I wish the Canadian economy wasn't as strong :) because the exchange rate would've been awesome. Of all the clubs in the area, I like this one the best. They don't get nearly as much traffic as Sundowner, but to me, that's all right. There usually isn't a cover, unless it's a Saturday.

The women are probably better looking, objectively, at Sundowner, but I think there's way more mileage at Penthouse. There's definitely way more women at Sundowner. On a typical weeknight, Sundowner will have as much as 2 to 1, but as I've stated many times in my review, I'm all about quality. I just feel that at Sundowner it's hit or miss. But, with both places, prettier doesn't necessarily mean more mileage. My last visit to Sundowner (if I feel like writing a review) had way more Rip Off B!tches (ROBs) than Penthouse, a very surprising amount. I also went on a Saturday and there was very little mileage (unlike the week before). Imo, Penthouse has more even tempered mileage, and I like knowing what to expect.

The songs are also typically longer and that weighs heavy in my book. The women aren't that much worse, and the girls from all three clubs make the rounds anyway. Oh, btw, the newest one that opened is terrible, and I gave it two choices.

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