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10 years ago
Here's my favorite post from the SW link Papi referenced:
"Dear regular who thinks they are my man,
You need to see this relationship for what it really is. Sure, I act sweet, interested, and like I actually like you. I don't. I hate the way you are so grabby with me every chance you get. I hate the way you try to grab my face in an attempt to mouth kiss me. I hate the way you act like you are giving me a massage and try and reach down and touch my pussy.
And I despise the way you think everything and all human relationships in life revolve around sex. They dont.
It grosses me out how your hands shake all excitedly when you try to touch me. Ugh.
But the worst thing is when you act like you own me. After our time is up and I am paid, I move on to the next customer. I don't need you "investigating" who else I dance for and do VIPs with. You don't need to compare yourself physically or professionally against ANY other guy. There's one reason I deal with ANY of you. Because you pay me.
You aren't my boyfriend or my husband. You have NO say in ANY of my relationships. In or outside of the club.
You are guaranteed money to me, and that is all."
That, gentlemen, is what stripper really think of you.
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10 years ago
"Being fat has nothing to do with this issue."
Well, I see your point, but IMO getting fat is a symptom of an overall disrespect for their husbands. And to the point at hand, it's just one more way women are denying their husbands the basic sexual needs they have. Which, since we are so shallow and so interested in looks, includes taking care of themselves and being attractive, and giving sex to keep the husband satisfied.
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10 years ago
In any case, in the clubs I go to, they generally offer $10 or $15 out-in-the-open (well, in a lap dance area) lap dance that can include hand jobs, titty fucks, and simulated BJ's. Some of the clubs have more private lap dance booths (not VIP) where virtually anything can happen, and does. And of course the more laps, the higher mileage.
As with anything, any service that ultimately makes you cum implies a tip, though some dancers aren't very pushy about that.
And neither I or any of the dancers refer to it as an "extra".
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10 years ago
I don't know what an "extra" is. Sounds to me like a stripperweb term, for women to use when they want to show everyone that only the "other girls" do naughty things, but they're good girls and would never do "extras". Or at least they'd charge more for them. And each defines "extras" however it makes her feel good.
For customers I don't see the point of the term. If you want to discuss getting a handjob, then say handjob. Blowjob is a blowjob. Fucking is fucking.
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10 years ago
"The brunette in the strip poker Centrum commercial!"
Yeah, I suppose...as long as you turn the commercial off before they show the fat old women in their bras and panties....geez, that's painful..it burns my retinas so that I can't even remember the hot brunette...
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10 years ago
jester, seriously, how old are you?
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10 years ago
"Jerik the only hispanic women i like are dominicans , venazulian, and brazilians"
Okay, I'll buy that.
Them Brazilian women are, IMO, the hottest on the planet. Tiny waists, big bundas, gorgeous tans...and damn, they go to such great efforts to look good. I seem to recall they are the worlds' #1 plastic surgery users or something like that.
They work out, they dress incredibly hot, and they usually take great care to look good in public. And so many of them even go to the detail of developing those insanely sexy thong bikini tan lines that make me nuts. And the "strippers" in the clubs even wear those gold flecks of powder all over their bodies. Drives me insane. I love them.
Please, let's everyone hang our heads in a moment of silence to thank god for Brazilian women.
Amen.
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10 years ago
"If a couple aren't having sex on a regular basis it's probably both of them"
And that's your problem jester. You make these one-liner personal opinions based upon absolutely nothing, while I cite statistics and rational reasoning, and you expect anyone to take you seriously?
And what's worse you apparently don't even read and/or understand all that I wrote, and you come back with stuff that I clearly just got done refuting.
Come on, dude. Or dudette, whatever you are. Use your head.
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10 years ago
And while I'm on a roll...
The interesting part of that spreadsheet is that it highlights in graphic detail how difficult it is to meet a woman's requirements. She can't be tired, or feel a little off that day, or be worrying about something, blah blah blah blah....yeah, some of those are just excuses, but there's also a part of it where a wife has obligations to satisfy her partner's needs, and at some point she should be a wife and snap out of it and care for him.
But she'll bitch and moan, and blame the husband who just wants to get his rocks off. That is when you realize you are dealing with a selfish bitch. And that's when the husband says, "okay fine, I'll be back later" and he heads to a strip club. Right guys? And then the wife complains when she finds out he's seeing other women??
Mr. Divorce Lawyer, that's the way it really is.
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10 years ago
And by the way, whenever someone quotes this ridiculous notion that "women want sex as much or more than men", it makes me want to puke.
What women want is very specific types of sex, while men just want sex. Women want sex with the right guy, in the right setting, with the right amount of romance, etc...
Men don't need all that. They'll go out, fuck a hooker, come home, and be satisfied. They require very little of a woman in order to satisfy their sexual needs.
Women, however, require much more to be satisfied. And we can all come up with a long list of what those requirements are...
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10 years ago
"People, men and women, get fat as pigs after they get married."
Exactly. And the point the divorce lawyer was making is that sexless marriage is 99% the fault of the husband. Which is absolutely irrational when statistics say that almost 50% of women get fat after marriage. And we all know that men are more sexually stimulated by looks than women are (since we're so freaking shallow...), so fat women are less attractive to men than fat men are to women.
So it seems clear that sexless marriages are LIKELY more due to womens' behavior than mens' behavior.
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10 years ago
"I would be wary about handing a strip club $1000 up front for any reason"
Yeah, maybe, but I'm assuming they give you a card with an expiration that you just show at the door. I suppose if the club goes belly up after you buy the card you're in big trouble, but otherwise I wouldn't be too concerned.
But yeah, given the choice between giving away a $1,000, and keeping it, I'd keep it unless I was absolutely certain it would save me big bucks in the long run. Hell, if you're willing to come up with a lump of $1,000 you could invest it and actually make some money for the year. That's sure as hell what the club will do with your money.
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10 years ago
"I fantasize about cumming like a garden hose"
Yeah, the downside is that the act of splooging and squirting a bunch of goop is kind of awesome. A dry splooge? I dunno, just doesnt' feel right. It gets all backed up inside you or something. Hell, I'd worry I'd walk in the house and I've got splooge dripping out of my ear..
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10 years ago
"What do men do?"
Hey Jester !!! How's it going??
Good point !! Y'know there's a really cool, and FREE service called Google. Anyone with an internet connection and a browser can use it. Just type in something you want info on, and POOF, you'll get more than you ever wanted. And since I started you off with my reference to the "CDC" (Centers for Disease Control) that might help you find more statistics to answer your questions..
Good Luck !!!
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10 years ago
Oh, and by the way..
VIP stands for Very Important Person, correct?
Whenever you hear a business classify someone or some offer as a "VIP", it generally means "sucker who will pay thru the ass for an ego boost".
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10 years ago
Seems pretty simple to me...
Figure out how often you'll be going, add up the costs, and see if it's more than $1,000.
I've never heard of a VIP membership like that, but anyway.
If you assume daytime admissions are $20, then $1,000 covers 50 daytime admissions. That means you'll go there once a week just to break even. And how much is the VIP room before 7pm?
I don't know, it seems to me it's like buying gift cards. You NEVER spend the entire amount of the card, so the people who sell them make a mint off you.
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10 years ago
And BTW, if you're expecting any form of mileage, think again. The universal rule of the hotter the woman, the lower the mileage still applies. What you can expect is a fairly lame "Ooo La Laaa!!" type of tease, but don't expect any contact. And you'll probably be expected to give a lot of tips. They are designed for groups, not individuals, because they're expecting tips to make up for the relatively low "come on" prices.
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10 years ago
Those services have been around forever. Mostly for bachelor parties and stuff, but for other reasons. Some are hookers, some are air dance strippers, most (especially the legit ones) have heavy security with them (which is understandable), and really it's nothing new.
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10 years ago
And for Mr Spic, here are some references (from the CDC):
"Among women, the prevalence of obesity did not differ between those aged 40-59 and 60 and over (39.5% compared with 38.1%). The prevalence of obesity among younger women was lower than among either middle-aged or older women."
Dude, the CDC says that 40 fucking percent, almost half of all women over 40 are obese. Do you know what that means? Women, after they are married, let their bodies go and become fat pigs.
Ever wondered why there are so many strip clubs and prostitutes for men, but not for women? You still believe your shit about women wanting sex but not men? Geezus, just insane.
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10 years ago
"I have practiced divorce law for almost 32 years and I feel very bad....for the wife..not the loser with a spreadsheet."
You, sir, are a fucking asshole. I don't usually just say shit like that to anyone, but you are a perfect example of an asshole.
Absolutely true that it's a 2 way street. There are men who are the cause for a sexless marriage. But to say it's 99% is absolute bullshit. Clearly you have been listening to whining women complain about their husbands for those 32 years and are actually starting to believe their shit.
"Women love sex and want it more and are better at it as they age. Men are the opposite."
Are you fucking serious? Do you hear yourself?
The total immensity of the bullshit you are spewing is so massive that I can't even begin to list everything. From the insane injustice of the judicial system towards men where divorce is involved, to the total disregard of many/most women's drastic changes in attitudes and personal habits once they've got their hooks in to a man, and on and on.
Have you ever visited other countries? Ever? How about really poor countries where people barely have enough to live. You should try it, because that's the only place you'll see women who maintain their figures after marriage, only cuz they can't afford food. But women in wealthy nations, especially the US, become fat slobs as soon as they have a man. I live in SE Asia for a while, and when I returned to the US I was AMAZED at how fucking fat 90% of the women are. It's disgusting.
Dude, I could go on for days at how fucked up your beliefs are. But I won't. Geezus.
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10 years ago
Y'know, that's almost an ideal situation for guys who cum during lap dances. I mean, we're always trying to figure the best way to contain the mess..condoms, that rubber underwear thing I forget the name of, etc.
Wow, this makes it almost perfect. Except the stuff that does with it...you get it when you're older and won't be able to cum during a lap dance.
Damn.
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10 years ago
And the $6 an hour figure was the result of using a calculator and dividing $200 by 32, which is four 8-hour shifts. Because 4x8=32. You can come up with that on your calculator also.
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10 years ago
Oh, and for Mr. Spic. If you want references for those figures, type "portand oregon minimum wage" and there's a link showing it's $9.10 starting Jan. 2014.
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10 years ago
"I will break the mystery I am a 7 working in portland about 4 shifts a week and I AM LUCKY to get over $200 a week ..."
HUH?? I'm hoping that's a typo. Hell, minimum wage in Portland is about $9 per hour, and you're getting like $6 an hour for four 8-hour shifts. Yeah, no taxes I imagine, but still. That's pretty sucky. And you said "IF I'M LUCKY", which means you often get less. With less than $800 a month you can't even pay rent.
Wow.
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10 years ago
"She is banned from USA commercials but I like her."
Excellent commercial !!! Wish we in the US had the balls to show stuff like that.