Comments by goldmongerATL (page 32)

Like mark94 said, how can you have fatalities when traffic moves at 5 mph? What do many of those southern cities have? High speed interstates going right through them moving at 60-75 mph.

I once saw a girl in a tee shirt that said I'm Fucking for Jesus. @shadowcat-- you got that one?

What scarface said - going close to opening time has that advantage. Then again, you hear stories of girls who prefer to OTC before their shift begins! Had one tell me she liked to do that so she had her tipout money before she ever got to work.

"I just needed a break from all the screaming and yelling coming from the trunk of my car" On a serious note, I get "How long are you here for?" She is sizing up whether you are worth the investment in small talk and/or whether you are a VIP candidate. I even had one ask me how much money I planned to spend today. Nothing like the direct approach. She was a bottom of the barrel girl that parked at my table. I told her quite a bit but she wasn't my type of girl. She said she could be any type of girl I wanted. I got her to leave by saying "No, you can't"

I usually reply with lame small talk about just deciding to drop in. But one time I was in a wise-ass mood and told a girl I was looking for someone to help me put on a condom. Her reply was that if I took her to VIP she would put it on with her mouth.

Elliot Page has awfully nice tits for a guy. Aubrey Plaza is an UTR hottie.

The original 10's https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dnaindia.com%2Fsports%2Freport-watch-nadia-comaneci-recreates-her-montreal-1976-s-perfect-10-but-fails-to-get-the-perfect-video-2773256&psig=AOvVaw0NTiIoENPYWlekvFXe4Of9&ust=1630555399801000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAYQjRxqFwoTCLDvj7ny3PICFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-8384277%2FBo-Derek-63-says-spending-time-horses-reduces-stress-level.html&psig=AOvVaw2NkOsS3iJzaVKRXN-ecWYA&ust=1630555485500000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAYQjRxqFwoTCKDJ0eTy3PICFQAAAAAdAAAAABAO

Totie Fields

Fake tits are great to look at but I hate how they feel. Well the ones that are cartoon balloons are not even great to look at, real or fake. I really do not like the 44-22-34 type of figure.

Mine has been a Penthouse centerfold and in Playboy in Europe. She is up for Penthouse Pet of the Year. She looks a lot better now than when she was a teenager in my neighborhood :-)

Even if I don't rate her a 10, I would be extremely happy to have her on my arm (or in bed). I could work around the fake tits. If I got to choose, I would prefer someone like this. This is not typical of what a Georgia Tech co-ed looks like, by the way. https://www.instagram.com/p/CQYf5QUD1nB/

Yep, we are half way to being a porn star. We have the looks. All we need is the three pound dick.

Just watched a couple of clips. The Hedgehog was actually in decent shape when he first started out. I think the fuck a fat guy shtick came naturally over the years. Those actresses must have been drugged out of their skulls for him to go from zero to 10 inches in their ass in like two hard strokes. I guess nothing ever came of Ron wanting to do a sex tape with Paris Hilton like 15 years ago.

8.5. That includes -1 for the huge fake tits.

Grab a feel. If she slaps you, move on. If her husband slaps you, run.

Traci Lords actually started doing 2nd tier magazines like Club and Oui when she was 15 1/2. It was her mother's boyfriend (who she had been screwing since she was 14) that got her into porn, not her mother. He had a friend get her fake ID that said she was 20, not 15. He even took her to sign contracts. Oh, and the mother's boyfriend got her an abortion when she was 15 It was not clear if it was his kid or not. She once said he got her into porn in part to earn back the money for the abortion. What a nice family. At least she came by the porn skills honestly: "If I came home from a date at 11:30 and my mother questioned me, I'd say, 'I was out fucking somebody!' "

It is slowly becoming less of a VIP only club, I think in part to more and more dancers coming in from out of town that are used to lap dancing and not extras in VIP. So you can now have a bit of fun even if you cannot find a girl for VIP. I had one tell me today she makes more than enough money without doing any extras. For those not familiar, the booths are maybe 6x8 with a table and a continuous ring of seating along the three walls. In a couple of the booths if you sit in the corner you are pretty well hidden from the rest of the club. Girls that want to offer mileage in their dances will take you to those booths or dance on the side of the bar away from the stage. On that side of the bar, no one other than the people right next to you (or someone hanging out by the bathrooms)can see what might be going on below bar-top level.

I am not married, but I have a buddy who comes into town on business and I have to go with him to Hooters to eat and then a strip club. His wife who I know very well invariably calls or texts me to tell me to make sure we cover our beers at the "titty bars" so nothing falls into them! One time she called me the next day after he had left to travel home. She was shocked that hubby took $400 out of an ATM. "Just how many of them do y'all fuck when you go to those places?" The irony is Hubby is a real strip club lightweight. He is too shy to even get a dance, but loves to tip at the stage. Plus it is a place he can smoke his pipe. So his wife assumes he is cheating on her and just accepts it, but he really isn't. For all I know she's fucking the gardener as soon as he leaves.

What was described in the earlier threads was that they had an undercover watching who ordered alcohol and as flagging them for the uniformed guys to write tickets.

Glad I don't run a tab. Or drink alcohol there any more.

I know one stripper on onlyfans. She has like 15 subscriptions. She does sell individual "fuck a random guy" videos, but is probably making a whole $250 a month after fees. I think it is harder than it looks to support yourself from onlyfans. Then again I know of a 19 year old civvie who has over 1200 subscribers and all she does is flash her tits.

I like Ron Jeremy because I am more attractive than him. And that's saying something.

I picture someone with a brain running down the hall at onlyfans screaming ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY?

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