What celebrity you get told you look like by stripper hoes?

I cannot say because then you will know my true identity. I like my anonymity on sleazy sites like this.

Uh huh......

David Boreanaz. How about you 2ICEE?

oops saw your answer above

I loved him in Buffy and angel. Still watch those. But I like Buffy with spike

The eighth dwarf, Sleazy....

Totie Fields

Met a dancer who resembled Mila Kunis. Her stage name was Mila 😁

In the past I’ve been compared to Aubrey Plaza before. I’ve also been compared to Ellen Page, specifically her character in Juno. Both times were probably more a statement of my personality more than looks…

Elliot Page has awfully nice tits for a guy.

Aubrey Plaza is an UTR hottie.

I've heard Alan Alda.

Huh, didn’t realize the transition to Elliot. I’m behind the times, oops

I’ve been told I resemble Clark Kent. In reality I probably resemble Kevin McHale more.

Had to look some of these people up lulz but gives a good image

When I was 18 or 19, and working as a resort pool boy (1999-2000), I had bleached hair and I would get Eminem from time to time. But I think that was probably just the hair. As I've gotten a little older, I've heard Ryan Reynolds from around 10 girls (regardless of career), but in IMO I think that's bogus... I think that's probably more to do with my first name and making them laugh.

In the 90’s when I was riding my Harley Chopper and wearing leathers and my long hair down, I was told I looked like a white/blonde Lorenzo Lamas aka Reno Raines from the crime drama series Renegade (1992–1997)

Lamas has Norwegian ancestors that have noticeably affinity with the Germans, so I can see why they would say that.

Matt Damon.

A non dancer said a young Colin Powell (I mean WTF I'm not even black)

I look like allah.

I've gotten drake before when I have a beard and not black either

Eric Bana a few times

John Stamos.

No you fool! I’m Jim Gaffigan and if you don’t know me then you live under a rock!

“John Stamos, Matt Damon, Eric Bana, Ryan Reynolds, Drake, Lorenzo Lamas”

WTF you guys doing in strip clubs? SC’s are for old, fat, bald guys. Jesus, give us a fighting chance. Go out to a regular dance club.

Ha ha - ok - I think they mean I could play Eric Bana’s ugly brother in a movie

Strippers have told me I'm the white Lexington Steele. I assume they meant from the waist down.

Back when Lost was still on I got told I looked like the guy that played Hurley a few times.

They call me handsome all the time, I tell them to handsome titty my way

@motorhead

To answer your question:

WTF you guys doing in strip clubs?

We are trying to enjoy life, be happy;

1. We want high end escorts, models, centerfolds, pornstars that provide PSE/GFE for the sake of pleasure

2. We want Mistresses/Sugar Babies/Strippers ITC OTC; etc, for the daily needs of our bodies

3. We want wives to bear us lawful offspring and be the faithful guardians of our home

4. And we may want Realistic Sex Dolls/Gynoids/Fembot, and would FaceTime with Internet and Instagram/Onlyfans “Models”, for kicks-and-giggles”

Back in the day:

1) George Thorogood

2) Troy Aikman

3) John Elway

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