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What celebrity you get told you look like by stripper hoes?

Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Wednesday, September 1, 2021 2:18 AM
I get a young Sean Paul or Bad Bunny the most

28 comments

  • ChesterCheetah
    3 years ago
    I cannot say because then you will know my true identity. I like my anonymity on sleazy sites like this.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Uh huh......
  • GeordieBoy
    3 years ago
    David Boreanaz. How about you 2ICEE?
  • GeordieBoy
    3 years ago
    oops saw your answer above
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    I loved him in Buffy and angel. Still watch those. But I like Buffy with spike
  • ATACdawg
    3 years ago
    The eighth dwarf, Sleazy....
  • goldmongerATL
    3 years ago
    Totie Fields
  • nicespice
    3 years ago
    Met a dancer who resembled Mila Kunis. Her stage name was Mila 😁 In the past I’ve been compared to Aubrey Plaza before. I’ve also been compared to Ellen Page, specifically her character in Juno. Both times were probably more a statement of my personality more than looks…
  • goldmongerATL
    3 years ago
    Elliot Page has awfully nice tits for a guy. Aubrey Plaza is an UTR hottie.
  • shadowcat
    3 years ago
    I've heard Alan Alda.
  • nicespice
    3 years ago
    Huh, didn’t realize the transition to Elliot. I’m behind the times, oops
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    I’ve been told I resemble Clark Kent. In reality I probably resemble Kevin McHale more.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Had to look some of these people up lulz but gives a good image
  • ElDuderino_AZ
    3 years ago
    When I was 18 or 19, and working as a resort pool boy (1999-2000), I had bleached hair and I would get Eminem from time to time. But I think that was probably just the hair. As I've gotten a little older, I've heard Ryan Reynolds from around 10 girls (regardless of career), but in IMO I think that's bogus... I think that's probably more to do with my first name and making them laugh.
  • CJKent_band
    3 years ago
    In the 90’s when I was riding my Harley Chopper and wearing leathers and my long hair down, I was told I looked like a white/blonde Lorenzo Lamas aka Reno Raines from the crime drama series Renegade (1992–1997) Lamas has Norwegian ancestors that have noticeably affinity with the Germans, so I can see why they would say that.
  • Tetradon
    3 years ago
    Matt Damon. A non dancer said a young Colin Powell (I mean WTF I'm not even black)
  • skibum609
    3 years ago
    I look like allah.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    I've gotten drake before when I have a beard and not black either
  • Studme53
    3 years ago
    Eric Bana a few times
  • JimGassagain
    3 years ago
    John Stamos. No you fool! I’m Jim Gaffigan and if you don’t know me then you live under a rock!
  • motorhead
    3 years ago
    “John Stamos, Matt Damon, Eric Bana, Ryan Reynolds, Drake, Lorenzo Lamas” WTF you guys doing in strip clubs? SC’s are for old, fat, bald guys. Jesus, give us a fighting chance. Go out to a regular dance club.
  • Studme53
    3 years ago
    Ha ha - ok - I think they mean I could play Eric Bana’s ugly brother in a movie
  • misterorange
    3 years ago
    Strippers have told me I'm the white Lexington Steele. I assume they meant from the waist down.
  • whodey
    3 years ago
    Back when Lost was still on I got told I looked like the guy that played Hurley a few times.
  • shanny72
    3 years ago
    They call me handsome all the time, I tell them to handsome titty my way
  • CJKent_band
    3 years ago
    @motorhead To answer your question: WTF you guys doing in strip clubs? We are trying to enjoy life, be happy; 1. We want high end escorts, models, centerfolds, pornstars that provide PSE/GFE for the sake of pleasure 2. We want Mistresses/Sugar Babies/Strippers ITC OTC; etc, for the daily needs of our bodies 3. We want wives to bear us lawful offspring and be the faithful guardians of our home 4. And we may want Realistic Sex Dolls/Gynoids/Fembot, and would FaceTime with Internet and Instagram/Onlyfans “Models”, for kicks-and-giggles”
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    Back in the day: 1) George Thorogood 2) Troy Aikman 3) John Elway
  • SJGTHREATENSWOMEN
    2 years ago
    ES JAY GEE
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