Reviews

I was driving through NW Arkansas recently on my way from Texas to the Midwest and decided to spend the night in Fayetteville and check out the [in]famous Bottoms Up, described as the only nude…

On a recent Sunday afternoon I stopped in at the Yellow Rose, which had always been my favorite strip club in Austin. Between 3:15 and 3:45, the time it took to slowly drink a…

After another disappointing visit to the Silver Criket, where I have a harder time getting lap dances than any club I've ever been to, I headed over to Henry's for more of a sure thing.…

For a long time I've been reading Smokeybear's rants about how this is the only strip club in greater Chicagoland that (a) allows two-way touching and (b) isn't in the "ghetto". (Of course his…

I was in the St. Louis area for a couple of days and found time to check out Cheeks late on Wednesday afternoon and Wise Guys, Cheeks, and Dollie's on Thursday afternoon. This review,…

I had a couple of recent weekday afternoons off and decided to further explore the carnal pleasures of Washington Park. On a previous trip I checked out C-Mowes and Dollie's Playhouse (see my reviews).…

I had a couple of recent weekday afternoons off and decided to further explore the carnal pleasures of Washington Park. On a previous trip I checked out C-Mowes and Dollie's Playhouse (see my reviews).…

I visited Patty's for the first time recently on a Saturday night between about 9:30 and 10:30. Cover was $5 and a beer cost $4. I've been to dozens of strip clubs, but…

This review is based on two recent late-afternoon visits, one on a Monday and the other on a Tuesday. The club is oddly situated on Forest Avenue at the eastern edge of Washington Park,…

I visited C-Mowe's Key Club early on a Tuesday afternoon. Unlike Hollywood Show Club, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, and Miss Kitty's, which are all lined up on Bunkum Road very close to the interstate…

After a very unsatisfying visit to Silk on the south side, I decided, despite uniformly negative reviews, to check out Paradise Cove on the southeast side. I paid either $5 or $10 cover, bought…

On a recent trip to check out the strip club scene in the Lake Geneva area of Wisconsin, I visited the three strip clubs of Walworth County: the Sugar Shack in Lake Geneva and…