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7 years ago
Golly, AnonymousJim, I suppose I've gotten extras from a ten or two, but WTF does a "hundred" look like and how do I get a lapper from one? LOL
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7 years ago
I agree with every word that AnonymousJim said. My fat ugly 62-year-old ass isn't going to find the kind of sexual satisfaction with civvies that I can get as often as I want with strippers. And they like me -- they really like me! (At least that's what I tell myself LOL)
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7 years ago
Larry . . . bro . . . you know I usually value your contributions and come to your defense when the Two Minutes of Hate against you starts up again . . . but yours is an *extremely* idiosyncratic list of the "Hottest famous or semi famous Asians in the world right now according to Larryfisherman"! (At least you added that disclaimer.)
* Julia Kelly -- I've never heard of her except for your references, but her ancestry is indeed black, white, Native American, and Korean
* Nicki Minaj -- as I pointed out, she's Afro-Indian from Trinidad. It's kind of a stretch (like what she does to booty shorts!) to call her "Asian"
* Karreuche Tran -- yes, she's black and Vietnamese
* Gabrielle Union -- now I *love* me some Gabrielle Union, having seen her in more movies than most white dudes have (or most black people, for that matter): She's All That, 10 Things I Hate About You, Love & Basketball, Bring It On, The Brothers, Deliver Us From Eva, Cradle 2 the Grave, Think Like a Man (+ Too), and Almost Christmas, among others. But in what world is she Asian? Do you know something about her that I don't? Then educate me!
Of course I see what you're doing here: posting names of *stunning* women (well, Nicki Minaj is an acquired taste) who have black and Asian ancestry. Including Nicki is, as I've said, a stretch (like what she does to a tank top -- I can't let this go) since "Asian" in this context almost certainly means "East Asian".
While we're on the subject of stunning women for whom I would feel jungle fever and yellow fever at the same time . . . what about L Shima, of whom I've posted pictures a number of times? She's black, Irish, and Japanese and measures 34F - 25 -38. Here are some pics:
http://www.egoallstars.com/2014/04/l-shima-nekkid-crazy-boobtastic-goodness-is-black-and-white-and-hot-all-over (10 pics)
You like?
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7 years ago
@sc: Chinese people live in China whereas Taiwanese people live in Taiwan :) Dude, I'm just describing them the way they described themselves. It wasn't my intention to address the burgeoning independence movement in the Republic of China (AKA Taiwan) or the fact that very many Taiwanese, especially the young ones, think of themselves as a different country. They are two *separate* countries that are largely inhabited by people of Chinese ethnicity.
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7 years ago
OK, SJG -- I give up.
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7 years ago
@papi: ". . . manginas . . . her tits look too big" - Ha!
@SJG: What is the relevance of a picture of Nicki Minaj? Start another thread!
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7 years ago
Papi_Chulo's mention of the beauty of Trinidadian women would seem to be irrelevant to this thread, except that Trinidad is a multiracial place whose population is roughly 1/3 African, 1/3 [East] Indian, and 1/3 "other": African/Indian mix, white, Chinese, etc. So the "Asian" features in a Trinidadian woman could well be from a Chinese parent. A famous Trinidadian in the U.S. is Nicki Minaj, born there to an Indo-Trinidadian father and an Afro-Trinidadian mother.
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7 years ago
I, for one, am shocked -- *shocked*, I tell you -- to discover that SJG is opposed to Christianity, psychotherapy, and the recovery movement! Why hasn't he ever mentioned this before?
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7 years ago
Um, sure -- and strippers love me for my massive member and incredible endurance in the sack.
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7 years ago
I like Asian chicks a lot and have gotten *many* lapgasms from Asian girls of several varieties -- Chinese, Taiwanese, Korean, Japanese/Hawaiian, Thai -- but my favorites for erotic lappers are Filipinas, who tend to have more curves and, as Papi said, a bit of a Latina look to them. (Many of them do, in fact, have some Spanish blood.) I've still never gotten a BJ from an Asian stripper -- there just aren't that many here in the Midwest. I guess I'll have to go to Bangkok for that!
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7 years ago
It goes without saying that I've been to Club Venus, once in recent years and once or twice in the 90s when it was called simply Strippers (an inspired name!). Nowadays almost all of my clubbing occurs in the afternoon; nothing good happens in strip clubs after 2am!
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7 years ago
Lemme get this straight -- the door girl had never seen male genitalia before and was so overwhelmed with lust when she saw yours that she just had to have you. Is that what you're telling us?
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7 years ago
Strippers ask me for money all the time for this and that, and sometimes I even give it to them. For example, if a hottie joins me at the stage and asks for a dollar or two to tip the girl currently on stage, I almost certainly will. If she asks me to buy her a drink and I like her looks and think she'll stick around at least long enough to drink it (which doesn't always happen!), I'll do that, too! I've even been known to pay a $20-30 tip-out for a favorite if it's close to her deadline. What I don't do is let it upset me if a stripper asks for money and then absconds with it. I just say "No dances for her -- ever!".
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
By golly, yahtzee, i think i do! The stripper who gave me that surprisingly enjoyable CBJ last week was wearing a sweater because it was *cold* in the VIP room and I didn't even object -- it was open in front (another turn-on) and otherwise she was wearing a tiny thong and high heels. Mmm . . .
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7 years ago
I might watch. When's it on?
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7 years ago
Correction, @rickdugan: the sleepy-time rapist isn't "kinda creepy" . . . he's creepy as fuck . . . and he's not even aware of how creepy he sounds!
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
rane man, are you for real? Hairy, unwashed girls? No eye contact?? Maybe you're just yanking our chain.
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7 years ago
WTF are you talking about? Did you join TUSCL just now in order to post this gem?
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7 years ago
It's funny. Just as many of you are amazed at the ability of some of us to cum (often!) just from lap dances, I'm amazed at the ability of some of you to cum consistently from handies. I tell strippers who try to turn a BJ into a HJ (which just happened to me recently at Dollie's in WP): "No, I can do that myself. I asked for a *blowjob*, not a handjob!"
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Excellent survey of GOAT candidates, flagooner! I'm going with Jordan, but it's a tough call.
BTW, Larry Bird is one ugly white dude, isn't he?
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
gammanu reminds me:
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handlebars!
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7 years ago
@sc: I hear you -- at my age, a BBBJ is much preferable to a CBJ -- but some of my current VIP favorites won't do a BJ unless it's covered. In my case, a BBBJ essentially always does the trick, a CBJ often does, but a HJ usually doesn't.
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7 years ago
@londonguy: Interesting how one guy's turn-on can be another guy's turn-off! I like it when a stripper takes off her shoes before a lap dance or VIP. With some girls, I even like to see them shoeless on stage!
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
So many of my atypical turn-ons have been mentioned already:
* glasses
* no shoes
* letting me unfasten the bra
* open shirt, dress, or robe with the goods exposed
Damn! Hmm . . . maybe they aren't all that atypical, huh?
All I can add to that stellar list is:
* topless toothbrushing
:)
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7 years ago
White girls who talk like hood rats. When one lands on me, it's time for:
"Bye, Felicia"