Reviews by Hank Moody

Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown. Here’s why... First,...

Stopped into Penthouse on a Friday evening. I don’t get downtown much but wanted to check it out. As you drive towards the club the free parking lot is just across the street facing...

Once my mainstay Players Club went downhill and stayed there, I started to branch out. I found the Millstream to be very good for a year and a half or so, but now that’s...

I visited Fantasies on a couple of Friday afternoons. No cover and they didn’t check my ID. Perhaps the scanner is only used at busy times. Club setup is a large stage with a wraparound...

Club is the same. Good parking, clean and well kept. Stage setup is still weird and they have left Christmas lights hanging down the mirrors behind the stage so you can't see the dancers...

They have stripper poles, girls taking their clothes off (pasties), lap dances and sell booze. This meets all the requirements to be a ‘strip club’ but it’s not enough reason to go there. I...

TL;DR preview - Value and mileage are good. Lots of girls even early in the week. They don’t care if you’re white. It is in a somewhat crummy area so be smart and know...

Got a little time and called to see who was on shift. Bouncer read me the roster and there were a couple girls I wanted to see. Got there about 930 and stayed until...

With the decline of the Baltimore clubs, I’ve been reading the reviews about neighboring areas in case I had an opportunity to stray a little further from the nest. Scheduling allowed that I had...

The decline of Baltimore in general and specifically Players Club has been well documented. Nothing new to report on the things that matter - lap dance area wall is the same low height on...

My second trip here. Last time was a Sunday night. Got here around 11:30 on a Thursday and expected it to be packed but was less so than when I was here on a...

This is mostly a dancer update. I’ve reviewed the Mill at length several times. If you’ve never been here and want to know the stage setup and bar specials, dig up an old review....

Excape is an interesting place. I’ve been here a few times, always during the day, and haven’t figured it out yet. I was in the area and dropped in. Plenty of parking, no cover...

I visited the club on consecutive Friday and Saturday nights about a month ago. The dancers are hot. They’ve done a good job hiring hot young girls. That’s the best thing about the club...

The site says ‘be wordy’ so here it goes: Baltimore has become a bit of a wasteland with the decline of Players Club, price hikes at Showcase, closure/restrictions in PG county, and disaster that is...

I used to come here every chance I got. Now it’s a couple three times a year. Club was busier than on my last few visits. Maybe 25 guys and 11 girls. Amber Tyler...

Like everyone else, I’ve been watching the reviews on DD Pompano Beach. I had some business in town and found a way to make it work so that I could stop here on a...

I dropped by on a Friday evening around 7. It was kinda the dead time between happy hour and night. There was a concert event at one of the local clubs so no street...

Clubs in Texas are better than other cities. I tried to discount my ratings to account for the locale, but you Texas boys have it good. The girls are great looking, the prices are...

I showed up late on a Saturday night. There was a fight inside and the bouncers were escorting a bunch of dudes and their ladies out when I arrived. I skated in without paying...

I stopped in on a Saturday night to my old stomping grounds. Rosie was there as was Erin. They are very good to look at but I was looking for something a little more...

I've been coming here regularly for the past few months. No cover except for their special Friday night promotions, really really good food, free buffet and oyster raw bar on fridays, free drink at...

I stopped by here about 4p on a Friday afternoon. Beers are cheap. No cover. Girls are decent looking. Very low key place. I had a girl in mind who I knew from...

I haven't been to BDD in several years but had a business trip that brought me into town. Got to the club around 10p, modest cover charge of a few bucks. I got a...