Excape Nightclub
Closed
10025 Pulaski Highway Baltimore, MD 21220

Don’t go out of your way but ok if in the area

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Hank Moody
Jul 20, 2018, 12:51 AM
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Visited: Not Provided Afternoon

Excape is an interesting place. I’ve been here a few times, always during the day, and haven’t figured it out yet. I was in the area and dropped in. Plenty of parking, no cover and my domestic beers were 3 bucks. Plenty to like about that.

There were about 10 guys and 7 dancers while I was there. All were white with a mix of blondes and brunettes. Sizes ranged and a decent bit of ink. A nice surprise, London formerly of the Players Club was dancing. I didn’t get a chance to talk to her but saw her doing good work on the pole. She still looks great! There was also a dancer who was maybe 5 months pregnant with a significant baby bump. Kudos to her for getting up there and I stuck a buck tip in between her baby feeders when she came around on the dollar parade. Not my thing, but I know from occasionally stumbling across it on xvideos that some of you fuckers get stiff for pregnant chicks. If that’s you, get up to Excape, but it’d better be in the next couple months!

Bar is in the middle of the floor and stage with two poles is behind the bar. Dancers do two song rotations, picking their own music from a juke box. Mix of country and rock mostly though I suppose it could be anything. Dancers circulate the bar for a tip after each dance and a buck is customary. This offsets the cheap beer as it will cost you $15-20 in tips every hour. Might as well drink fast and get your money’s worth. There were 3 pool tables in the bar area but I didn’t see them in use. Private dances are done in a room behind the bar. It’s a big common area, but I didn’t try it out this trip.

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