Reviews by johnnyx

I used to enjoy my visits to this club but was disappointed on this latest visit. This was about 7pm, so early evening. Generally made to feel unwelcome, I was given an ID check…

This is a typical London strip pub. It's the closest of London's pound in a jug strip pub's to the West End. From the outside it just looks like a normal pub except…

Visited The Horns on a Monday late afternoon through to early evening. Had a very pleasant couple of hours so thought I'd write a review. There's security on the door but no cover charge and…

On the surface this is a nice looking strip club. It's in the centre of downtown Portland so very easy walking distance from several nearby hotels. Once you get past the door guys…

There were some rumours this place was closing earlier in the year. French language forum suggested some issues which I won't repeat here. However the club is open and providing more or less the…

As indicated elsewhere, this is a small venue with around 20 seats laid out like a theatre. There are usually four girls on shift and they take it in turns to do a solo performance…

Visited one of my favourite London venues on a quiet Monday evening. Five girls working Claudia, Zoe, Natalia, Roxy and Nikki. Claudia, Zoe and Nikki have been working at the venue for a…

I decided to drop into Browns for a change from the White Horse. I arrived just before 4pm after a business meeting. No entry charge but I was pounced on for a pound…

I arrived early on a Thursday evening but I'd driven around the area before it got dark. Car parking in the area is difficult to say the least. There's a very rough looking…

I visit this club frequently and have reviewed it before but there have been some changes since my last review. Initially the upstairs VIP area (known as Blush) closed and they opened a curtained…

This is probably one of the smartest pound in the jug strip pubs in London, let down only by the fact that there isn't enough seating and you can't sit close to the stage.…

This is my second review of Soobies. I quite like this place and so I try to drop by when I am in town and am rarely disappointed. On my last trip to…

This report is based on a couple of visits, one around lunch time on a Monday (couple of months ago) and one more recent on a Sunday afternoon. I've reviewed this club once before…

Not much change to the formula here, judging by the earlier reviews. Its now €13 and you still get the two free drink chips. Arrived early on a Saturday evening and stayed until about 10pm…

I’d planned a run down Foster Road to visit both G-Spot South East and Shimmer, but for some reason I just couldn’t find G-Spot. Shimmer was easy to find however. After a while walking though,…

I intended to visit a couple of places during my stopover at Newark but in the end only made one trip out to Delilah’s. The place would be easy to find in a car. It…

This was my last stop on in Portland on this trip. There is a $5 cover at 11p.m. at night. It was also the only place in the whole town that had bouncers on the…

I added this club to my itinerary because a lovely girl who danced for me the evening before at another club told me she also danced here. Sadly she wasn’t there on this occasion. The…

As Cabaret III is now closed, this was the only venue visited on my McLoughlin Road run. Dolphin I is larger than average but not huge. Decor is pleasant. I saw two stages and there…

This was an impromptu visit as I was passing on the way down to Milwaukee. Unfortunately it was not one of my better decisions. I went in because I was a little hungry and so…

This is a bigger place than Double Dribble across the road with two stages, pool tables and a well-stocked bar. Despite the size there were only two girls on the Monday lunchtime shift but what…

Called in at 11 a.m. whilst on a Powell Blvd. run but it was actually my first stop as both Lucky Strike and Rose City turned out to be closed. Glimmers was only just starting…

The Hawthorne is in a bit of a remote and uninspiring location but I called in on the way back from a run down Foster Road. It didn’t look too exciting on the inside either…

I picked Club 205 for my first Sunday visit because I thought it might be a good choice for a late breakfast, as well as a chance to see some highly recommended girls. Neither disappointed…

My last visit here had been late afternoon and after a so-so review, I was advised to come back on my next visit to Portland and try it when things got livelier. I arrived this…