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That is the question -- because damn they got themselves some serious investment in getting this place up in style, in this industrial town where most Broward clubs have been consigned to. The old…

8 yrs ago

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Return visit, some things stay the same, some change...

Well, it has been 4 years since I last reviewed DD but during my recent swing by the US East Coast I was able to put in two overnights in Fort L. on a…

8 yrs ago

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Good if your have the right expectations

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Well, yes, it has been a while since I have reviewed (things got crazy in my IRL world in the last months of 16 and early 17, but tht applies to just about everyone) and…

8 yrs ago

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Fun in the Afternoon

It has been some time since I've written about Cheetah of Hallandale -- I had been pretty much focusing my attention up at Pompano or down in the 305 but during the holidays I made…

10 yrs ago1

327 club

New Orleans, LA

Not much changed

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Well, after 3 and a half years I'm back at NOLA and the Quarter and I figure hey, let's check out the state of the tourist trap industry... Temptations is part of a locally-owned chain that…

10 yrs ago

Lido Lounge

New York, NY

Well, like Dirty Harry's punk said,...

Well, like Dirty Harry's punk said, "I gotta know..." Had a trip to NYC coming up and figured all right I'm curious about these "private invite" things, what's the worst that can happen, be turned…

11 yrs ago2

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, FL

Pure Platinum is the sister club...

Pure Platinum is the sister club to Solid Gold down the road, with some similarities and differences, SG being obviously positioned as the posher location. Still PP is a well-appointed facility. Good parking availability…

11 yrs ago

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Well, it seems like this place...

Well, it seems like this place is doing rather well with the lunch special shift, or at least was on the day I stopped in for a return visit after quite some time. For…

11 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Ah, the Vegas Rhino... On a Monday...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Ah, the Vegas Rhino... On a Monday evening it was a "slow" day but still an abundance of fine looking ladies. Couple of dozen early and more arriving as the night progressed. The Rhino is laid…

11 yrs ago

Vivid

New York, NY

So, I had last been to...

So, I had last been to the Big Apple just before this latest outpost of the Rick's corporate group opened (unusually close, barely 4 short-side blocks, to the flagship club) and having had a generally…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

It has been some time since...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

It has been some time since I last talked about Flashdancers this very centrally located lapdance shop on TUSCL so after a recent trip through NYC where I visited it twice on succesive nights (Wed…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

This review combines a couple of...

This review combines a couple of visits a few weeks apart, that arose because I could not fully enjoy one of the visits and I really wanted to be able to have some sort of…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

On my earlier-than-expected return through COI...

On my earlier-than-expected return through COI I found myself with some time to kill and with the motivation of avoiding the peak traffic in the direction I was going. So even though it was…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Well, so I find myself in...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Well, so I find myself in San Fran and the various review forums tell me that (a) over on Broadway what you have is a DV near-monopoly and (b) I should really try one of…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Yup, like all others have said,...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Yup, like all others have said, this comes across as your Friendly Neighborhood Titty Bar (no pretenses of being a "gentlemen's club") but it seems a well run one. Just divey enough without putting…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

This was a midweek visit, and...

This was a midweek visit, and an early one at that. Arriving if you're coming from I-95 can be a bit tricky if you're not familiar with that block, in that if there's a…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, FL

Went on a weekday night, and...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Went on a weekday night, and was impressed with the level of dancer quality for the date and time. Many different types and origins, 7-Up standards, with good friendly approaches. The facility (already described by…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

Visited the WPB Cheetah's twice, once...

Visited the WPB Cheetah's twice, once daytime, once late night. Each version has its own attractions (e.g. the cheaper cover and drink specials for the afternoon, the variety of dancers in the late shift. Both…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, FL

T's Lounge publishes very attractive ads...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

T's Lounge publishes very attractive ads in the local alternative publications pitching its feature nights. But in the occasion I visited it made for a disappointing experience. The physical facility is not bad, it…

Sapphire New York

New York, NY

Sapphire NYC took over the East...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Sapphire NYC took over the East Side location of the late original Scores, so it's geographically set apart from the bulk of the Manhattan clubs. Still it is at the edge of a neighborhood…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, CA

Continuing my California travel, along my...

Continuing my California travel, along my way in from the IW to LA on I-10 I decide to check out the Rialto Rhino out of a sense of "what is this doing here out of…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, CA

Well, well... finally got to hit...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Well, well... finally got to hit the "City of Industry"... and well, for someone more accustomed to the tamer "mainstream" locations let's say this was an eye opener (and not just 'cause it was damn…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Finally stopped at Scarlett's Hallandale -...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Finally stopped at Scarlett's Hallandale - being a midweek night there were no parking issues. However that shoping strip is kind of tricky to navigate at first, wedged as it is in between the train…

327 club

New Orleans, LA

New Year's/Sugar Bowl weekend in NOLA...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

New Year's/Sugar Bowl weekend in NOLA means the clubs up their game, even the second tier ones. In the case of Temptations, having studied the TUSCL reviews resulted in lowered expectations that in turn…