Posts by JohnSmith69

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her…

Each time I share a DS sex story, I think that's probably the last one. I figure we have done just about everything we can do, so now the sex is going to slowly decline…

I vote for motorhead. He seems to always have short little one liners that are right on point and very funny.

Average male panda lasts 30 seconds to 5 minutes. This guy set a record at 18 minutes. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-panda-lu-lu-stud-5464979 So how do you compare?

So my wife asked me this evening how I have managed to go without sex for the past several months while we've been separated. I couldn't think of any answer other than "I fuck…

http://dailym.ai/1GUT3WZ I would have no problem whatsoever killing Hitler, but I don't think I could suffocate the baby.

Just in time for Easter. http://dailym.ai/19Z9HaW

Bubba267 and I are planning to meet at a San Fran club early the week of April 13. PM me for details if anyone else is interested in joining us. SJG, this is your last…

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