Posts by JohnSmith69

Papi finally found a big black woman with a perfect gigantic ass. So he married her. One day they are working in the garden. Papi looks over at his wife and says:…

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he…

She'll let me in. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150508-crabs-tickle-shellfish-science-animals-new-zealand/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_tw20150509news-crabshellfish2&utm_campaign=Content&sf9057799=1

as the women you fuck. How old are you going to be this week?

Mrs Seaboard recently posted that all women prefer a big dick, with girth being the most important but length being an added bonus. As an aside, I note that she made this comment in…

So I'm talking to a dancer the other night about good clubs in various cities. She asks how I know so much about strip clubs nationwide. I tell her I travel a lot,…

From a recent review of Dejavu in Tacoma Washington. What an idiot. He feels horribly ripped off because he got three lap dances and the dancer expected to be paid. I know…

Our ancestors..... http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-historic-figures-who-had-more-sex-than-you-ever-will_p2/

I've devoured her vagina completely and she's several orgasms into it. So I kiss my way up to her face. I worship her massive breasts on the way. They are so big, so…