Posts by ilbbaicnl

Please change pikey_bastard's handle to apocalypse_boy.

Instead, he should be a candystriper at an addiction rehab clinic. He can sneak in booze and drugs, and wave them in the faces of chicks in withdrawal, until they "oblige" him. Your welcome, Rick.

If lopaw gets off during a lapper, does that count as an LDK? Does it depend on the quantity of girl-splooge?

To want is to suffer. To want strippers is to give yourself a fucking nervous breakdown. Suppose there was daily pill that, with no side effects, would make you totally lose interest in sex. Takers? I would at least try…

Due to the civil wars, many Iraqi and Syrian families have become refugees. But unemployment is generally very high in the over-regulated economies of the Middle East. So someone living in a place where they don't know people…

Suppose a club, during the hours from 7pm - 10pm, only admitted custies who paid an annual fee of $100 for the privlege? I think it might make for a better atmosphere. Freeloaders who tend to annoy the dancers would…

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http://www.examiner.com/article/fat-butts-big-thighs-women-make-smarter-kids-says-new-research-study Maybe it's because it earns would be babymamas an injection of Papi Chulo genius-jizz.

I was looking at Carmella Bing's website the other day ( http://www.thebingdynasty.com/ ). I feel like porn stars get gypped really bad. If I'm going to buy a new DVD at full price, it's a porn DVD.…

I guess it's inevitable given the high incidence of stripper-on-stripper hating. Problem is, dancers always seem to want to talk about the club, including your past visits to the club, so you're just constantly getting nudged into the minefield. My…

Anyone have any opinions about how it is different guys and different cultures end up with different fixations on aspects of women: boobs, butts, waist-to-hips or waist-to-bust ratio, high pitch of voice? Or the juvenile characteristics: skinniness,…

There's a new Tums ad with a chick kick-boxing with a giant pastrami sandwich. Somehow I find it strangely erotic. Anyone else?