Posts by ilbbaicnl

I would. But being a hardcore perv, I'd probably go even if nobody had a mask. I don't go to drink, so that's not a problem for me. I guess there could be flap to stick your…

Have you noticed, for those dancers who tolerate a live-in boyfriend with no job, it's confusing whether he's a pimp or a rentboy, or somehow a combination of both? One week she'll be like, he really yelled at me…

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Is there a stage in between? Or, in porn reality, do chicks just go from teen straight to MILF?

They both translate to the same word in Spanish (pegar). I wonder if this leads to bad situations with your dominatrix in Spanish-speaking countries?

Neither is my favorite but I'll eat em if they're there.

http://www.xvideos.com/video181332/michelle_tucker_big_ass_party So, what's up with the baseball cap? Do black dudes who are football fans wear a football helmet during sex? Does it make sense to love the Motherland so much you tattoo it on your ass, yet you dye your…

Why, by endlessly recycling dead-and-buried threads off course!

Do any "extras" strippers offer intergluteal frottage/intercourse (butt crack wank/job) as an extra? Or, does anyone partake with escorts or civvies? Is there a slang term for this already? I recommend we call it "macedonian" since it's…

She's moving her mouth towards yours. It's got some of either your cum or your pre-cum in it. What a dilemma. On the one hand, ewwwww. On the other, you expect her to take you jiz in…

A McDonald's was destroyed by a huge explosion. The Mounties have no leads. The few survivors say that, just before the explosion, a lit stick of TNT came flying through the door, weighted with several dead cats.