Posts by ilbbaicnl

Doesn't make sense to say you are unwilling to legalize a misdemeanor to prevent what you supposedly consider to be murder. Making abortion illegal won't stop all of them. It will cause many to be done illegally, or…

Stripper is a definite candidate. But I had a friend in college whose dad was an insurance adjuster. People who are in accidents tent to ask the adjuster where to get body work done. So (at least…

What do you do when a dancer jams her boob in your mouth with enough force that she's also blocking your nostrils? It kinda worked to breath out of a corner of my mouth, since she was a B-cup.…

Recently watched this conversation between two esteemed butt women of porn, Alexis Texas and Jada Stevens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahGcCTPJiM . In it, Alexis explains and demonstrates the correct way to smack a booty. You move your hand upward, delivering…

Off topic question for my fellow Geriatric Tricks. I watched the show once in while, but never an avid fan.

One of my favs was lukewarm interested in a guy who came into the club, except he was being too needed. She kicked him to the curb, because he ended a text with "love you". Said it was…

After so many years of going to strip clubs, I thought I'd heard it all, but no. I had heard many years ago of the props strippers give to fellow strippers who can raise and lower one butt cheek, independently of…

Am I the only one who thought Beverly D'Angelo was hotter than Christie Brinkley? Anyone under 50, just never mind.

Is not smoking roaches an under 40 thing or a stripper thing? I was never that much of a head, but I am a major cheap-ass, so this has always irked me. Every stripper I've used the term…

My doctor said to cool it with the sodium. So when my black fav was over recently, I asked her if she wanted some (never been opened) stuff that I can't eat now. She said no thanks, and…

My fav tells me she's given up finding a man she can take seriously, because they always cheat. She said she just looks for a man who's attractive and good about helping her with her bills, and it lasts…

I had a sex dream about Farrah Fawcett last night.